no1sandman's definitions

lollygabber

One who engages in lollygabbing
One who engages in lollygabbing: An inconsiderate individual who is oblivious to their surroundings due to being distracted by talking or texting on their cell phone much to the detriment of other nearby people

Companion 1: Hey! Watch where you're going dude. Stop lollygabbing and pay attention!
Companion 2: Damn lollygabber!

by no1sandman November 23, 2014

grumpalumpagous

a grouchy, discontented, ill tempered person, particularly someone who chooses to be unhappy

Man, you would think that rich retired geezer would be nicer but he's a real grumpalumpagous. If I were you, I'd steer clear of him.

by no1sandman April 17, 2016

freeway lollygabbing

A vehicle traveling ten mph slower than the speed limit in the left lane of the freeway (a.k.a the fast lane) gabbing or texting on their cell phone with a line of vehicle behind them.

Driver: I HATE THIS IDIOT IN FRONT OF ME. I can't get by and I see them on their cell. I WANT TO RUN THEM OVER.

Passenger: Dude calm down. You'll kill us all.

Driver: Damn these freeway lollygabbing lollygabbers!!! Damn them to hell!

by no1sandman November 22, 2014

bullmularky

Expression of disbelief to an outrageous statement. Calling bullshit in a semi-nice way.

Guy: And then I stood up and told that asshole where he could shove......
Gal: That's total bullmularky. I was there and you just cowered.

by no1sandman March 1, 2018

SPODS

Stupid Piece Of Dog Shit, similar to PODS but a really stupid individual.

Dude did you see that idiot run that guy off the road?!? He's such a SPODS.

by no1sandman October 9, 2014

green around the gills

The pasty pallor a person gets when a wave of nausea hits them characterized by paleness in the cheeks and lips, half lidded eyes, and lethargy. Often associated with overindulgence and pre-puke drools. Can also be used to describe motion sickness as in sea sickness or car sickness.

dude 1: Ughhh, I shouldn't have shot all those jagermeisters.

dude 2: Yeah but that fifth of wild turkey didn't help. You're definitely green around the gills.

dude 1: Ohhh gawd I'm gonna hurl!

by no1sandman March 20, 2010

trailer gas

Foul bowel gas that follows the producer once emitted.

Dude 1: Sorry man. I did it outside. (rolling down the window as he gets in the car).

Dude 2: Oh wow, you got bad trailer gas. Let's get rolling so we can blow that out.

by no1sandman July 25, 2011