Definitions by no1sandman

easetexting 

Reading someone’s private texts especially when it may be about them

I caught Robert easetexting my phone and he found out I was cheating on him with John.

easetexting by no1sandman September 12, 2021

bullmularky 

Expression of disbelief to an outrageous statement. Calling bullshit in a semi-nice way.

Guy: And then I stood up and told that asshole where he could shove......
Gal: That's total bullmularky. I was there and you just cowered.

bullmularky by no1sandman March 1, 2018

got my hackles up 

to become irritated, angry, or irate about a particular subject. to bristle at a disagreeable suggestion, request, or order.

That imbecile got my hackles up telling me I was wrong about who I voted for. What a frigging libtard.

got my hackles up by no1sandman September 4, 2017

grumpalumpagous 

a grouchy, discontented, ill tempered person, particularly someone who chooses to be unhappy

Man, you would think that rich retired geezer would be nicer but he's a real grumpalumpagous. If I were you, I'd steer clear of him.

grumpalumpagous by no1sandman April 17, 2016

lollygabber 

One who engages in lollygabbing
One who engages in lollygabbing: An inconsiderate individual who is oblivious to their surroundings due to being distracted by talking or texting on their cell phone much to the detriment of other nearby people

Companion 1: Hey! Watch where you're going dude. Stop lollygabbing and pay attention!
Companion 2: Damn lollygabber!

lollygabber by no1sandman November 23, 2014

freeway lollygabbing 

A vehicle traveling ten mph slower than the speed limit in the left lane of the freeway (a.k.a the fast lane) gabbing or texting on their cell phone with a line of vehicle behind them.

Driver: I HATE THIS IDIOT IN FRONT OF ME. I can't get by and I see them on their cell. I WANT TO RUN THEM OVER.

Passenger: Dude calm down. You'll kill us all.

Driver: Damn these freeway lollygabbing lollygabbers!!! Damn them to hell!

freeway lollygabbing by no1sandman November 22, 2014

SPODS 

Stupid Piece Of Dog Shit, similar to PODS but a really stupid individual.

Dude did you see that idiot run that guy off the road?!? He's such a SPODS.

SPODS by no1sandman October 9, 2014