“I‚Äôm sorry, I cannot remotely access your computer. I‚Äôll have to inform your local IT team to come and resolve this problem. It‚Äôs 6am in your location and IT starts at 7am. They will come and fix it in an hour.”
by Anonymous938743 February 07, 2010
In DarkRP, a role-playing gamemode for Garry's Mod, this is the weapon used by cops to send people to jail. When a cop hits someone with it, they are instantly teleported to jail, and they respawn when their jail time (usually two minutes) is up. Also called an arrest stick.
flarn2006: Dude! DetJohnKimble just dropped his arrest baton!
gmodrulez: Pick it up!
flarn2006: I already did. See?
-- gmodrulez has been arrested for 120 seconds
gmodrulez: /demote DetJohnKimble dropped arrest baton
-- gmodrulez has started a vote for the demotion of DetJohnKimble.
-- The demotion vote has started!
-- DetJohnKimble suicided!
-- DetJohnKimble has been demoted!
-- DetJohnKimble has been made a Citizen.
DetJohnKimble: sucker...
-- flarn2006 has been arrested for 120 seconds
gmodrulez: Pick it up!
flarn2006: I already did. See?
-- gmodrulez has been arrested for 120 seconds
gmodrulez: /demote DetJohnKimble dropped arrest baton
-- gmodrulez has started a vote for the demotion of DetJohnKimble.
-- The demotion vote has started!
-- DetJohnKimble suicided!
-- DetJohnKimble has been demoted!
-- DetJohnKimble has been made a Citizen.
DetJohnKimble: sucker...
-- flarn2006 has been arrested for 120 seconds
by Anonymous938743 September 07, 2009
by Anonymous938743 July 25, 2010
Morale! Morale! Morrrr-ALE!!!
by Anonymous938743 August 29, 2017
The world's shortest book report.
The teacher wanted me to write my opinion of the book, so I wrote "tl;dr" and turned it in. For some reason I got an F.
by Anonymous938743 June 20, 2013
An application for the iPhone which costs $999.99 USD and does nothing but display a picture of a glowing red ruby and some text:
"I am rich
I deserv it sic
I am good,
healthy &
successful"
"I am rich
I deserv it sic
I am good,
healthy &
successful"
OMG did you see the new application for the iPhone that costs a thousand bucks? It's called "I Am Rich!" I'm gonna get it! IPHONE RULEZ!!!
by Anonymous938743 August 12, 2008