Anonymous938743's definitions

I Am Rich

An application for the iPhone which costs $999.99 USD and does nothing but display a picture of a glowing red ruby and some text:

"I am rich
I deserv it sic

I am good,
healthy &
successful"

OMG did you see the new application for the iPhone that costs a thousand bucks? It's called "I Am Rich!" I'm gonna get it! IPHONE RULEZ!!!

by Anonymous938743 October 7, 2008

‮

An invisible character that makes text after it appear backwards. Also known as U+202E.

‮I have typed this text normally, but it appears backwards.

by Anonymous938743 March 16, 2013

morale

A popular topic of discussion among cats.

Morale! Morale! Morrrr-ALE!!!

by Anonymous938743 August 31, 2017

arrest baton

In DarkRP, a role-playing gamemode for Garry's Mod, this is the weapon used by cops to send people to jail. When a cop hits someone with it, they are instantly teleported to jail, and they respawn when their jail time (usually two minutes) is up. Also called an arrest stick.

flarn2006: Dude! DetJohnKimble just dropped his arrest baton!
gmodrulez: Pick it up!
flarn2006: I already did. See?

-- gmodrulez has been arrested for 120 seconds

gmodrulez: /demote DetJohnKimble dropped arrest baton

-- gmodrulez has started a vote for the demotion of DetJohnKimble.
-- The demotion vote has started!
-- DetJohnKimble suicided!
-- DetJohnKimble has been demoted!
-- DetJohnKimble has been made a Citizen.

DetJohnKimble: sucker...

-- flarn2006 has been arrested for 120 seconds

by Anonymous938743 September 7, 2009

arrow to the knee

A phrase that is never said by any guards in Skyrim ever. And I'm not being sarcastic.

Lots of people say "arrow to the knee" on the Internet, as part of an overused Skyrim joke. I have no idea why—all the guards say "arrow IN the knee".

by Anonymous938743 May 23, 2013

woof woof

The sound a dog makes.

Dog: "Woof woof!"

by Anonymous938743 November 7, 2014

noclip

An abusive admin's primary mode of transportation.

The enemy base is locked, and I don't feel like walking there. Noclip time!

by Anonymous938743 May 13, 2010