A very heinous crime in Skyrim. Guards make this quite clear.
A phrase that is never said by any guards in Skyrim ever. And I'm not being sarcastic.
Lots of people say "arrow to the knee" on the Internet, as part of an overused Skyrim joke. I have no idea why—all the guards say "arrow IN the knee".
An abusive admin's primary mode of transportation.
The enemy base is locked, and I don't feel like walking there. Noclip time!
I'm suing Pizza Hut because they put BIGBLACK on my receipt instead of my name! Yeah, sure, I'm a big black guy, but I will still sue because I'm insecure!
An application for the iPhone
which costs $999.99 USD and does nothing but display a picture of a glowing red ruby and some text:
"I am rich
I deserv it sic
I am good,
OMG did you see the new application for the iPhone that costs a thousand bucks? It's called "I Am Rich!" I'm gonna get it! IPHONE RULEZ!!!
What some buggy websites have instead of an apostrophe.
“I‚Äôm sorry, I cannot remotely access your computer. I‚Äôll have to inform your local IT team to come and resolve this problem. It‚Äôs 6am in your location and IT starts at 7am. They will come and fix it in an hour.”
When you wash your clothes and forget there's money in the pockets.
Don't forget to empty your pockets—you don't want to get arrested for money laundering.