“I‚Äôm sorry, I cannot remotely access your computer. I‚Äôll have to inform your local IT team to come and resolve this problem. It‚Äôs 6am in your location and IT starts at 7am. They will come and fix it in an hour.”
by Anonymous938743 February 06, 2010

by Anonymous938743 May 13, 2010

Lots of people say "arrow to the knee" on the Internet, as part of an overused Skyrim joke. I have no idea why—all the guards say "arrow IN the knee".
by Anonymous938743 May 23, 2013

by Anonymous938743 March 16, 2013

An application for the iPhone which costs $999.99 USD and does nothing but display a picture of a glowing red ruby and some text:
"I am rich
I deserv it sic
I am good,
healthy &
successful"
"I am rich
I deserv it sic
I am good,
healthy &
successful"
OMG did you see the new application for the iPhone that costs a thousand bucks? It's called "I Am Rich!" I'm gonna get it! IPHONE RULEZ!!!
by Anonymous938743 October 07, 2008

A test of cognitive ability often given to special-ed students. It's funny because its entire name consists of three slang terms for the penis.
by Anonymous938743 July 20, 2010
