Anonymous938743's definitions

’

What some buggy websites have instead of an apostrophe.

“I‚Äôm sorry, I cannot remotely access your computer. I‚Äôll have to inform your local IT team to come and resolve this problem. It‚Äôs 6am in your location and IT starts at 7am. They will come and fix it in an hour.”

by Anonymous938743 February 6, 2010

I Am Rich

An application for the iPhone which costs $999.99 USD and does nothing but display a picture of a glowing red ruby and some text:

"I am rich
I deserv it sic

I am good,
healthy &
successful"

OMG did you see the new application for the iPhone that costs a thousand bucks? It's called "I Am Rich!" I'm gonna get it! IPHONE RULEZ!!!

by Anonymous938743 October 7, 2008

tl;dr

The world's shortest book report.

The teacher wanted me to write my opinion of the book, so I wrote "tl;dr" and turned it in. For some reason I got an F.

by Anonymous938743 June 19, 2013

money laundering

When you wash your clothes and forget there's money in the pockets.

Don't forget to empty your pockets—you don't want to get arrested for money laundering.

by Anonymous938743 July 25, 2010

noclip

An abusive admin's primary mode of transportation.

The enemy base is locked, and I don't feel like walking there. Noclip time!

by Anonymous938743 May 13, 2010

arrow to the knee

A phrase that is never said by any guards in Skyrim ever. And I'm not being sarcastic.

Lots of people say "arrow to the knee" on the Internet, as part of an overused Skyrim joke. I have no idea why—all the guards say "arrow IN the knee".

by Anonymous938743 May 23, 2013

woof woof

The sound a dog makes.

Dog: "Woof woof!"

by Anonymous938743 November 7, 2014