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Polishing the Apple 

Ollie is in the new boss's office "Polishing the Apple"!

polishing the nightstick 

Daunte and Dwight slumped in their seats at the back of the porno theatre, enjoying the movie while polishing the nightsticks. Their oversized dicks attracted the attention of several theatre regulars.
polishing the nightstick by MTSpacey December 27, 2007

polishing my knob 

Euphemism for one person to perform oral sex on a male, in particular the receiving partner's penis.
"Shelly was polishing my knob at the party last weekend!"
polishing my knob by Knobmaster November 20, 2013

polishing the pearl 

Masturbating. A female rubbing her clitoris (or the general area of her vulva) is polishing her pearl. Also called "buttering her muffin," "jilling," "petting her cat," "maintaining a holding pattern," or "having a quick flick."
I like to watch my girlfriend moan and spasm while she is polishing the pearl.
polishing the pearl by wwcnd July 22, 2008

Polishing The Eagle 

This is another term for masturbation/wanking
Josh : Where have you been?
Greg : I've Just Been Polishing The Eagle
Josh : Nice One!

turd polishing 

The act of trying to make something hopelessly weak and unattractive appear strong and appealing. An impossible process that usually results in a larger, uglier turd.
She tried to look more attractive by getting plastic surgery, but let's face it, you can't polish a turd.
turd polishing by ktrane March 3, 2004
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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