ktrane's definitions
A retarded person that isn't medically diagnosed retarded. This person's appearance, speech, and actions all reflect that of someone who is mentally slow... but for some reason they are able to function in society as a non-retarded person.
After the dick-sucking girl finished her sixth consecutive blowjob, she swallowed it down and the bobarto tongue-kissed her... tasting the remains of his six friends. What a bobarto.
by ktrane March 23, 2004
Get the bobartomug. The act of trying to make something hopelessly weak and unattractive appear strong and appealing. An impossible process that usually results in a larger, uglier turd.
She tried to look more attractive by getting plastic surgery, but let's face it, you can't polish a turd.
by ktrane March 3, 2004
Get the turd polishingmug. Stephen and Todd had violent mantercourse on your couch last night. I probably won't sit there anymore.
by ktrane May 18, 2006
Get the mantercoursemug. A mindless, mediocre action movie that was completely predictable from start to finish. Collin Ferrel is a turd burglar.
I went to see the movie S.W.A.T. and fell asleep in the movie theater. I woke up when the movie was over and still knew everything that happened.
by ktrane March 3, 2004
Get the S.W.A.T.mug. Mentally impaired. Someone who exhibits a low intellectual capacity. Also referred to as a retard(tard for short), mongoloid, or the commonly used medical term: window licker.
by ktrane June 11, 2007
Get the tard brainmug. by ktrane March 3, 2004
Get the baby soupmug. An individual possessing enough nerd-like traits to qualify for "turbo" status. See nerd. A turbo nerd pushes the envelope on social ineptness. Use extreme caution in the handling of turbo nerds. They can snap at any time. See columbine.
Lloyd constantly curses and screams at himself while programming on his computer at work. It's very annoying and I want to smack him sometimes. He is a turbo nerd.
by ktrane March 9, 2004
Get the turbo nerdmug.