Definitions by ktrane

tard brain 

Mentally impaired. Someone who exhibits a low intellectual capacity. Also referred to as a retard(tard for short), mongoloid, or the commonly used medical term: window licker.

The tard brain went to the store to buy a new hockey helmet.

tard brain by ktrane June 11, 2007

mantercourse

The act of intercourse between two or more men.

Stephen and Todd had violent mantercourse on your couch last night. I probably won't sit there anymore.

mantercourse by ktrane May 18, 2006

butt captain 

Master and commander of the butt pirates. A butt captain is a highly-skilled, flaming, ass navigator that leads his pirates into battle... where butt pillaging ensues.

"Arrrrrrrr", said the butt captain as him and his men dug for burried treasure.

butt captain by ktrane June 18, 2004

bobarto 

A retarded person that isn't medically diagnosed retarded. This person's appearance, speech, and actions all reflect that of someone who is mentally slow... but for some reason they are able to function in society as a non-retarded person.

After the dick-sucking girl finished her sixth consecutive blowjob, she swallowed it down and the bobarto tongue-kissed her... tasting the remains of his six friends. What a bobarto.

bobarto by ktrane March 23, 2004

turbo nerd

An individual possessing enough nerd-like traits to qualify for "turbo" status. See nerd. A turbo nerd pushes the envelope on social ineptness. Use extreme caution in the handling of turbo nerds. They can snap at any time. See columbine.

Lloyd constantly curses and screams at himself while programming on his computer at work. It's very annoying and I want to smack him sometimes. He is a turbo nerd.

turbo nerd by ktrane March 9, 2004

baby soup

A chunky stew-like soup consisting of chicken stock, vegetables, noodles, and baby.

"This baby soup tastes like chicken... ouch, I just bit into a finger bone."

baby soup by ktrane March 3, 2004

turd polishing 

The act of trying to make something hopelessly weak and unattractive appear strong and appealing. An impossible process that usually results in a larger, uglier turd.

She tried to look more attractive by getting plastic surgery, but let's face it, you can't polish a turd.

turd polishing by ktrane March 3, 2004