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loliologist
loliologist by Bloopy February 4, 2006
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loliology • lolology • loliologist • lolliologist • lollogy • Lolologist • Lololoya • loopology • loosology • Loveology
lolliologist
Apparently, this is someone who studies how to make the "perfect" lollipop. May also be referred to as the most pointless job position in the world!
"A person who is a master at making lollipops, it isn't something you can learn in school!"
"A person who is a master at making lollipops, it isn't something you can learn in school!"
lolliologist by Tracy R April 9, 2007
Loveology
Loveology by rockwarrior99hrg December 4, 2013
lolology
The study of the term 'lol' in order to futher progress our understanding of its use, its meaning in various contexts, and affect on society.
Encompassed within lolology is lol dynamics, the study of the mathematical properties of lol and how these can be used to futher understand its meaning
Encompassed within lolology is lol dynamics, the study of the mathematical properties of lol and how these can be used to futher understand its meaning
Lolologist
Someone who has incredible mastery in the sciences of Lolology. Very few lolologists are left, and it is a dangerous field of study. Mostly due to lolitus, a highly contagious illness where people lol so hard they poo their pants repeatedly until they die. Lolology was discovered by Figmund Sreud and later expanded on by famous Lolologist Gregory F. Oppenheimer. Oppenhiemer is credited for being german and discovering the "lol particle".
Stephanie: "so what does phil do?"
Rob: "oh... hes a Lolologist."
Stephanie: "OH WOW A LOLOLOGIST???? I'M GOING TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE BECAUSE I'M SO IMPRESSED"
Rob: "sigh... i wish i was cool enough to be a Lolologist."
Stephanie: "you're right rob, you're too stupid for that"
Rob: "oh... hes a Lolologist."
Stephanie: "OH WOW A LOLOLOGIST???? I'M GOING TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE BECAUSE I'M SO IMPRESSED"
Rob: "sigh... i wish i was cool enough to be a Lolologist."
Stephanie: "you're right rob, you're too stupid for that"
Lolologist by Lolologist August 5, 2011
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