loopology 

A twist or catch when someone says something. Specifically the study of how loops are intended in to be perceived.

person 1: I hear there's 30% off shoes.
person 2: is this some kind of joke, where are the hidden cameras.
person 1: no, i'm serious
person 2 walks off
person 1 (monologue): ha-the loopology was- I HEARD there was 30% off, doesn't mean it's true. tsk tsk tsk

loopology by rk73114 September 15, 2009

poopology 

The study of fecal matter expelled from the anus.

Poopology is not an exact science.

poopology by certified poopologist April 9, 2004

loliology 

The study of lolicon.

When Danny grows up, he wants to get a degree in loliology.

loliology by Bloopy February 4, 2006

Hoopology 

The exact science of comparing the radius and circumference of a girls hoop earrings versus how open the girl is to having sex with a black man. The larger the hoops the more willing. Large hoops may warn white men that they are incapable of the kind of blatant ignorance and disrespect to get with such a woman.

The scientific formula is as follows:
If ,radius = R circumference =C
Then C(2R - 1n) = Total Whore

Basic hoopology would tell you that the girl at the grocery store, wouldn't give me the time of day because i don't look like Jay Z, my pants aren't low enough , I don't have a gold tooth, And I refuse to put a gun to her head to ask her out.

Hoopology by ezekiel 3900 March 4, 2010

Loveology 

(n.)one who studies love
(n.) the study of love

My dog Teddy studies only one religion... Loveology.

Loveology by rockwarrior99hrg December 4, 2013

lolology 

The study of the term 'lol' in order to futher progress our understanding of its use, its meaning in various contexts, and affect on society.
Encompassed within lolology is lol dynamics, the study of the mathematical properties of lol and how these can be used to futher understand its meaning

Person a) Wowomg! That lolology lecture was fabtabulous!

Person b) It was l(ol)^9.

Person c) Say! Lets all go and indulge in some logging. I've got a fresh batch of foot-longs in the freezer!

lolology by ignasio November 9, 2008

oopology

the study of OOPA

oopa: excitement

guy: what do you want to be when you grow up?

girl: well, i feel very oopa towards everything. i should do oopology.

guy: that’s unfortunate.

girl: OOPA!

oopology by Sleepyyhamsterr November 11, 2019