loosology

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Question that inherently has no answer. Statement that can neither be true nor false. Backformation and opposite of tautology.

"This sentence is a lie." is a loosology because if it's true then it's false, and if it's false then it's true.

"What is north of the north pole?" is a loosology. You could answer "nothing" yet when you get there you can keep going in the same direction.

"What should you say to someone who won't listen?" is a loosology because if there were an answer it would be inherently pointless.

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loliology

The study of lolicon.

When Danny grows up, he wants to get a degree in loliology.

loliology by Bloopy February 4, 2006

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Loveology

(n.)one who studies love
(n.) the study of love

My dog Teddy studies only one religion... Loveology.

Loveology by rockwarrior99hrg December 4, 2013

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lolology

The study of the term 'lol' in order to futher progress our understanding of its use, its meaning in various contexts, and affect on society.
Encompassed within lolology is lol dynamics, the study of the mathematical properties of lol and how these can be used to futher understand its meaning

Person a) Wowomg! That lolology lecture was fabtabulous!

Person b) It was l(ol)^9.

Person c) Say! Lets all go and indulge in some logging. I've got a fresh batch of foot-longs in the freezer!

lolology by ignasio November 9, 2008

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Lolology

The study of internet chat based humor.

I spent 2 years writing and editing my doctoral thesis on Lolology.

Lolology by expat2000 May 2, 2011

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Lobotology

One of the weirdest ideas a student group has ever made in the history of the NCAA. Lobotology is a cult like division of the University of New Mexico Student Section. The students/alumni, also known as Trollbos, have written prayers and have named coaches and players as saints. A website has even been created to breathe life into this creepy Lobo religion.

Lobotology is the worship of athletes and coaches at the University of New Mexico

Lobotology by youropinioniswrong March 10, 2013

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lolology

Study of the funny content of the Internet.

xl neoMax lx: o lol i posted on /d/
Me: o rly
xl neoMax lx: ya i posted pr0n
Me: THAT MY FRIENDS, IS LOLOLOGY

lolology by #1 Messi Fan September 22, 2006

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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