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lolliologist 

Apparently, this is someone who studies how to make the "perfect" lollipop. May also be referred to as the most pointless job position in the world!

"A person who is a master at making lollipops, it isn't something you can learn in school!"
Hey, did you see that episode of "Unwrapped" where the chick presented herself as a lolliologist?
lolliologist by Tracy R April 9, 2007

Labiologist

A male who specializes in the study of external female genitalia
After going down on his girlfriend, the guy decided that he was self-proclaimed certified labiologist.
Labiologist by Hotoddee-ChinLick February 16, 2009

logicologist 

The logicologist was able to solve every Sherlock Holmes story.
logicologist by macduff December 1, 2005

Lolologist 

Someone who has incredible mastery in the sciences of Lolology. Very few lolologists are left, and it is a dangerous field of study. Mostly due to lolitus, a highly contagious illness where people lol so hard they poo their pants repeatedly until they die. Lolology was discovered by Figmund Sreud and later expanded on by famous Lolologist Gregory F. Oppenheimer. Oppenhiemer is credited for being german and discovering the "lol particle".
Stephanie: "so what does phil do?"
Rob: "oh... hes a Lolologist."
Stephanie: "OH WOW A LOLOLOGIST???? I'M GOING TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE BECAUSE I'M SO IMPRESSED"
Rob: "sigh... i wish i was cool enough to be a Lolologist."
Stephanie: "you're right rob, you're too stupid for that"
Lolologist by Lolologist August 5, 2011

Logicologist 

This person is well known for running the retro rivals Minecraft event with Zyphon and Gav1nlive. He is a great Minecraft dev and is very friendly to those around him.
Logicologist is a cool guy
Logicologist by Kingfan April 13, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026