Someone who has incredible mastery in the sciences of Lolology
. Very few lolologists are left, and it is a dangerous field of study. Mostly due to lolitus
, a highly contagious illness where people lol so hard they poo their pants repeatedly until they die. Lolology was discovered by Figmund Sreud and later expanded on by famous Lolologist Gregory F. Oppenheimer. Oppenhiemer is credited for being german
and discovering the "lol particle".
Stephanie: "so what does phil do?"
Rob: "oh... hes a Lolologist."
Stephanie: "OH WOW A LOLOLOGIST???? I'M GOING TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE BECAUSE I'M SO IMPRESSED"
Rob: "sigh... i wish i was cool enough to be a Lolologist."
Stephanie: "you're right rob, you're too stupid for that"
A serious medical condition where a patient is caught in a state of perpetual or 'over-lolling'. In Lolitus, lol's have consumed the patients entire psyche, causing he or she to poop him/herself repeatedly until he/she dies. This is a VERY serious illness with no known cure. Symtoms include dry mouth, headache, sore throat, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, constipation, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, diarrhea, LOLOLOLOLOLOL, and LOLOLOLOL.
If you notice strange bolded LOLOLOLs replacing words on your screen, then you probably have Lolitus. If your friend seems to comment on your facebook with only 'lol', you're probably about to die. In this case, contact your doctor and tell him to give you a prostate exam. Its the only way to survive.
Guy 1's Facebook Status: Dude, i just at a BLT and i'm posting it on facebook
Guy 2: Lol
Guy 1: omg i think i have lolitus!
Guy 2: OMG you have lolitus? i feel so bad, becuase i was just writing a heartfelt comment about LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guy 1: its getting worse! if i die, tell my mother i love her
Guy 2: NOOOO DONT DIE ON M-LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guy 1: X_X
Guy 3: Hey i just ate a BLT too, what a coincidence :)