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The Cold War was a secret conspiracy between the presidents of the USA and USSR, whereby both countries would spend billions of dollars on military and defense and make it look like they considered each other a threat, when their true worry was that Earth would be invaded by aliens, after occurrences such as the Roswell incident.
Some people would say that dead spies and starving USSR citizens were a small price to pay for the amazing technological advances made during the Cold War.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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Called zap because the more ticklish they are, the more it makes them jump like they were zapped with electricity.
Called zap because the more ticklish they are, the more it makes them jump like they were zapped with electricity.
by Bloopy July 7, 2006
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by Bloopy May 23, 2008
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A piece of biological machinery which cramps up and leaks fluid and tissue on a regular cycle if it's not in use, making the female extremely cranky.
A piece of biological machinery which cramps up and leaks fluid and tissue on a regular cycle if it's not in use, making the female extremely cranky.
Sorry darling, I can't make babies with you tonight, my womb's been filled by the pool guy.
To demonstrate what a womb cramp feels like to a man, a swinging sledgehammer should be administered to the lower gut.
To demonstrate what a womb cramp feels like to a man, a swinging sledgehammer should be administered to the lower gut.
by Bloopy November 10, 2010
Get the womb mug.An answer spoken to produce an effect and not necessarily to answer the actual question. A rhetorical answer may possibly be given in response to a rhetorical question, as a sort of counter-attack in a rhetorical battle.
Do you know how many people will be in our philosophy class this year?
42.
C'mon seriously, do you know what the main topic of our class will be?
42.
Geez, how many times do you have to piss me off with rhetorical answers in one day?
42.
Do you think I should wear the green dress or the red dress?
To be or not to be.
42.
C'mon seriously, do you know what the main topic of our class will be?
42.
Geez, how many times do you have to piss me off with rhetorical answers in one day?
42.
Do you think I should wear the green dress or the red dress?
To be or not to be.
by Bloopy March 25, 2008
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