71 definitions by Bloopy

lashed

When someone is made a total fool of or completely embarrassed. A shorter form of lashed out.

Pete felt really lashed after his ex-girlfriend posted a photo of his tiny penis on the Internet.

I lashed him good son, everyone was laughing!

by Bloopy April 10, 2005

hankering for a pankering

To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.

If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.

by Bloopy February 9, 2006

forklift driver

Someone who's always going on dates with fat people.

Adam picked up another fat chick last night, what a forklift driver!

by Bloopy May 17, 2005

air hair lair

The phonetic spelling of "Oh, hello" when spoken in a posh British accent.

Charles: Air hair lair, Geoffrey!
Geoffrey, Air hair lair, Charles. Nice to see you!

by Bloopy December 29, 2011

sweetastical

Sweet and fantastical at the same time.

Mom, you cook a sweetastical roast duck!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

grody

A combination of gross and skody. Can also mean a skody person who makes you feel gross.

He's so grody, he just came up to me and asked if he could sniff my panties... I just about puked from the stench of his breath.

by Bloopy April 11, 2005

Uncle Bully

A man who rapes or beats his nephews and nieces or other children, or treats children like dirt. Originally a character from the book Once Were Warriors by Alan Duff, which was also made into a movie.

A man who asked 5 boys in his care to call him "Uncle Bully" was recently arrested for assault.

You're no better than Uncle Bully, I should cut your dick off!

by Bloopy April 10, 2005