Bloopy's definitions

pediddel

A car with only one working headlight. Coined by writer/actor/comedian Rich Hall. A pediddel is often mistaken for a motorbike. Recently it has become more common to spell it pediddle, as popularized by the pediddle game where you shout the word if you spot a car with one working headlight.

Hey look, here comes a pediddel!

Careful Dave, watch out for that pediddel.

by Bloopy May 23, 2008

sock juice

The English translation of the nickname which the French give to corporate brands of coffee such as Starbucks: jus de chaussettes.

Filthy Americans, they only drink the sock juice!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

zap

To hold your hand out flat with all the fingers together and extend your arm to poke a ticklish person in the side of their stomach.

Called zap because the more ticklish they are, the more it makes them jump like they were zapped with electricity.

Don't zap me, I might fall over and hurt my head!

We zapped Jake so much he peed his pants!

by Bloopy July 7, 2006

womb

The uterus; the organ in a female mammal where a fetus develops. Also known as baby oven, baby factory, baby maker, sprog forge, rug rat generator, kiddy mill, or the place where babby is formed.

A piece of biological machinery which cramps up and leaks fluid and tissue on a regular cycle if it's not in use, making the female extremely cranky.

Sorry darling, I can't make babies with you tonight, my womb's been filled by the pool guy.

To demonstrate what a womb cramp feels like to a man, a swinging sledgehammer should be administered to the lower gut.

by Bloopy November 10, 2010

shy bear

A shy bear is an act where you moon someone, and while you are doing this a poo pokes out (and possibly shrinks back in), like a shy bear poking its nose out of a cave.

I can't believe he pulled off a shy bear behind the principal's back!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

hyperventilate

What all the cool kids were doing at elementary school to render themselves unconscious.

Greg deliberately hyperventilated until he passed out, and all the other kids clapped and cheered.

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

dumbboggled

To be both dumbfounded and mindboggled simultaneously. When you're in disbelief that something could possibly exist, and yet there it is right in front of you, looming over you and confusing the hell out of you as to how it even got there.

Greg received a video message from his 3-year-old daughter who was at preschool, and was dumbboggled to discover it was a feature-length remake of Cleopatra starring her alongside Christopher Walken, complete with A-grade special effects.

Mya arrived home and walked into her bathroom, only to be dumbboggled by the sight of a 7ft bronze statue of Buddha where the bath used to be.

by Bloopy April 18, 2017