Bloopy's definitions

pwntang

Put simply, pwntang is poontang that pwns

Damn, I had some fine pwntang in the weekend!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

Uncle Bully

A man who rapes or beats his nephews and nieces or other children, or treats children like dirt. Originally a character from the book Once Were Warriors by Alan Duff, which was also made into a movie.

A man who asked 5 boys in his care to call him "Uncle Bully" was recently arrested for assault.

You're no better than Uncle Bully, I should cut your dick off!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

forklift driver

Someone who's always going on dates with fat people.

Adam picked up another fat chick last night, what a forklift driver!

by Bloopy May 18, 2005

wwoofer

A person who is a member of WWOOF.

The countryside is crawling with wwoofers.

by Bloopy October 6, 2005

leddidep

A car with only one working taillight. The word is formed by reversing pediddel, the word for a car with only one working headlight.

Hey, that's not a motorbike ahead, that's a leddidep!

by Bloopy May 23, 2008

air hair lair

The phonetic spelling of "Oh, hello" when spoken in a posh British accent.

Charles: Air hair lair, Geoffrey!
Geoffrey, Air hair lair, Charles. Nice to see you!

by Bloopy December 31, 2011

shy bear

A shy bear is an act where you moon someone, and while you are doing this a poo pokes out (and possibly shrinks back in), like a shy bear poking its nose out of a cave.

I can't believe he pulled off a shy bear behind the principal's back!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005