Bloopy's definitions

fitsplain

When a healthy person blessed with good metabolism condescendingly explains things to someone less privileged than themselves. They've most likely never struggled with abnormal blood pressure, eating disorders, their body image, allergies, or any other disorders which would interfere with their ability to keep fit. Fitsplainers particularly enjoy wasting time lifting weights, training for marathons and spending exorbitant amounts of money on food and supplements.

"Losing weight is easy. Just get a good night's sleep, get up early, and train and exercise in the morning. You don't have to spend all your time on your kids."

Person 1: "You need to spend the extra money on organic food if you want to overcome your irritable bowel syndrome."
Person 2 "Way to fitsplain something you know nothing about, you ignoramus."

by Bloopy November 13, 2017

lash

To make a fool of or totally embarrass somebody. Shorter form of to lash out someone.

We always lash Jeremy by pulling his pants down during PhysEd class.

Only the master knows how to lash someone like that!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

Nizzle Zizzle

Snoop Dogg speak for New Zealand

I iz goin on hizzle to Nizzle Zizzle fo' shizzle!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

loliologist

A person who studies lolicon or is an expert in loliology.

Danny wants to be a loliologist when he grows up.

by Bloopy February 4, 2006

The Big D

A nickname for Dannevirke, a town in New Zealand.

The Big D is really not very big at all!

We were travelling in the car and I fell asleep for a moment ...and when I woke up I realised I'd completely missed The Big D!

by Bloopy October 1, 2005

Cold War

The Cold War was a secret conspiracy between the presidents of the USA and USSR, whereby both countries would spend billions of dollars on military and defense and make it look like they considered each other a threat, when their true worry was that Earth would be invaded by aliens, after occurrences such as the Roswell incident.

Some people would say that dead spies and starving USSR citizens were a small price to pay for the amazing technological advances made during the Cold War.

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

shy bear

A shy bear is an act where you moon someone, and while you are doing this a poo pokes out (and possibly shrinks back in), like a shy bear poking its nose out of a cave.

I can't believe he pulled off a shy bear behind the principal's back!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005