loaper
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monkey loader
A zoologist whose job it is to manually impregnate female monkeys using the sperm of male monkeys, utilizing hand-held pump devices which have a tendency to splatter.
*woman enters room drenched in a viscous, sticky, white fluid.*
Zoologist 1 : Oh my Lord !
Zoologist 2 : Relax, she's just a monkey loader having a bad day.
Zoologist 1 : Oh my Lord !
Zoologist 2 : Relax, she's just a monkey loader having a bad day.
monkey loader by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018
soil loader
A job performed by the Nazi's in WWII that would clean the ashes out of the furnace into compost bins.
soil loader by wilks-barre mitzvah February 9, 2022
soil loader
'Soil loader' coming from back when African-American's were owned as slaves and would work on the cotton fields.
soil loader by gookmetz February 9, 2022
montana musket loader
When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis
montana musket loader by BigNa$ty November 27, 2015
loafering
Roy: Hey, Billy Ray, what are you doin' out in town today?
Billy Ray: Ah, you know, just loafering around.
Billy Ray: Ah, you know, just loafering around.
loafering by MericanMaster November 16, 2015
top loader
top loader by joshua September 29, 2003
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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