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What one might incorrectly spell the commonly used term "loner" ;)
Hey dumbass, you there's no "a" in "loner!" Unless you wanna loan me some money you loaner
loaner by Skatterplot April 16, 2013
Words you can keep
A hurtful word for a kid who doesn't have any friends. Who spends all of his time alone and doesn't go out on weekends. Never gets picked for teams when playing sports and is hard pressed to get a date for a prom.
Mna look at troy over there by himself, he is such a loaner.
A Hot car that you don't intend to have for long. A car that was stolen, in order to use it for a crime or other purposes. A getaway car or a joy riding car.
Also, a car that has been borrowed to you for any reason.
"Man, I had to run from the cops in my Loaner last night."
"Hey, you still got that Loaner? I got a Lick I need to use it for tonight."
"Cops are stupid, i've been ridin' this Loaner for 6 months now!"
Loaner by JGSR July 17, 2006
A person who forgot to bring their P.E. clothes back to school from the weekend and had to use "loaner" clothes.
Who do you want on your team?
Well, the only person left is the loaner.
Loaner by Stiffy April 23, 2004
A person that becomes friends with someone for the purpose of borrowing money from that person and not repaying because they are "friends".
She was more of a Loaner than a friend, she never repayed me and we did not have much of a relationship other than me lender her money.
Loaner by Bridget Davis November 3, 2022

loaner douche

Calling someone a loaner douche is to imply that someone is a douche (or douchebag), but to an -extreme- degree. It means that the douche is SUCH a douche that they aren't even a FRESH douchebag. They are SUCH a horrible douche, that it seems as though they got the douche loaned to them from someone else who had already used it.... a nasty, disgusting -loaner- douche. It can also be used to agree with someone else being called a douche. This word is to be used with extreme caution, as only the most doucheyest of douches really deserve to be called a loaner douche. It first originated in Avon, IN amongst a group of friends.
"Dude, he's not just...like...a -normal- douche. He's a effing loaner douche."

Bob: "God, what a douche!"
Tom: "Loaner douche."
Bob: "Exactly."
loaner douche by Alycia H. July 27, 2008

loaner boner

A guy who can fill in for you when your girl wants to have sex and, for whatever reason, you are unable to handle the deed. A guy who will loan you his bone so your chick doesn't trip, and then will leave when the job is done.
Girl: What's wrong baby?

Boy: I don't know...i guess i'm tired or something.

Girl: Should I send dude a text and see what he is doing right now? Maybe he has a loaner boner I can use tonight?
loaner boner by hoo dat October 10, 2011
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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