loafering

To ease around with no particular goal or destination in mind. Piddle

Roy: Hey, Billy Ray, what are you doin' out in town today?

Billy Ray: Ah, you know, just loafering around.

loafering by MericanMaster November 16, 2015

the loitering giraffe 

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.

i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....

the loitering giraffe by a gentle manne of leisure September 1, 2010

Brand Loafing 

The act of taking one company's brand and altering it slightly to create a new brand.

Have you ever thought about creating an online streaming movie company, and directing it towards gay people, and then calling it Netdix?

Yes. Yes I have. Lets go Brand Loafing.

Brand Loafing by Lespaul1101 June 8, 2011

loleringss 

The most stupid person ever. Is gay, and has a fucking stupid blue hat.

You look like a Loleringss

loleringss by Idiotlolerings September 4, 2019

Loafing 

To laze around your house or place of residence, and to not have a care in the world.

"Loafing does the body good"

Loafing by Slackers April 5, 2003

lasering the target 

When your wingman keeps wingmanning beyond the call of duty because you haven't sealed the deal.

Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."

Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."

Target: "Tell me more."

Next morning -

You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."

lasering the target by Shotgun Hobo August 17, 2012

Rodeo Loafing 

the act of pooping but not snapping it off, then proceeding to squat over a partner and have them give felatio to the poop

rodeo loafing like a cowboy on heat

Rodeo Loafing by Nicky K.O October 10, 2011