loafering
Roy: Hey, Billy Ray, what are you doin' out in town today?
Billy Ray: Ah, you know, just loafering around.
Billy Ray: Ah, you know, just loafering around.
loafering by MericanMaster November 16, 2015
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the loitering giraffe
a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.
i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....
the loitering giraffe by a gentle manne of leisure September 1, 2010
Brand Loafing
Have you ever thought about creating an online streaming movie company, and directing it towards gay people, and then calling it Netdix?
Yes. Yes I have. Lets go Brand Loafing.
Yes. Yes I have. Lets go Brand Loafing.
Brand Loafing by Lespaul1101 June 8, 2011
loleringss
loleringss by Idiotlolerings September 4, 2019
Loafing
lasering the target
Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."
Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."
Target: "Tell me more."
Next morning -
You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."
Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."
Target: "Tell me more."
Next morning -
You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."
lasering the target by Shotgun Hobo August 17, 2012
Rodeo Loafing
the act of pooping but not snapping it off, then proceeding to squat over a partner and have them give felatio to the poop
Rodeo Loafing by Nicky K.O October 10, 2011
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