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etsy-leptic fit
Symptom of a disorder caused by abnormal electrical activity in the brain, which is stimulated by compulsive online consumerism of the Etsy website. These episodes are characterized by the impulse for instant gratification, momentary lapses in financial responsibility, incapacity of self-control, and involuntary right-clicking on the “add to cart” button. Side effects include buyer’s remorse, spontaneous exclamations of beguilement (or awwing), post-consumer aura, and memory loss. Studies have shown that the long term-effects include economic hardship and excessive accumulation of vintage, ooak, or DIY products. EEG (electroetsyography) technology can be utilized to observe brain activity during an episode. Currently, the only known effective treatment is total avoidance of the internet.
“This steampunk Etsy shop has great merchandise- I’m having an etsy-leptic fit over all of the tiny hats and goggles.”
etsy-leptic fit by luvpickford July 1, 2011
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binaural loptic beats
Binaural Loptic Beats can be split up into different definitions for easier consumption.
Binaural is the sounds you hear, like violins or a harp or even birds and the sounds of flowing water. As long as it has no driving force and doesn’t carry impulse then it can be considered to be binaural. This is the most subjective component of a binaural loptic beat.
Loptic refers to the rhythm, the driving force, the heart. It drives the track forward and makes it addictive. It can be anything from drums to simple changes in the duration of note or chord lengths, anything that can be considered, or heard to be, a beat.
Some albums, or singles, can be a perfect balance of binaurality and lopticality (like port gentil) whereas some can be more binaural orientated, and conversely more loptically orientated (king bromeliad).
Binaural is the sounds you hear, like violins or a harp or even birds and the sounds of flowing water. As long as it has no driving force and doesn’t carry impulse then it can be considered to be binaural. This is the most subjective component of a binaural loptic beat.
Loptic refers to the rhythm, the driving force, the heart. It drives the track forward and makes it addictive. It can be anything from drums to simple changes in the duration of note or chord lengths, anything that can be considered, or heard to be, a beat.
Some albums, or singles, can be a perfect balance of binaurality and lopticality (like port gentil) whereas some can be more binaural orientated, and conversely more loptically orientated (king bromeliad).
binaural loptic beats by Ceb_1 June 25, 2021
Social-liptic
A state of no return when someone becomes a self-shooter for social networking communities truly convincing themselves that others find them interesting due to the amount of skin they show.
Social-liptic by mysterymeat4u November 4, 2010
leptictidium
An ancient shrew-looking creature that died out and left no descendants behind. Jumps like a kangaroo but is very small. Lived in southern Europe. Lived shortly after dinosaurs died out, as the forests returned and it became very hot. Europe was hot and humid then. The creatures were bipedal. Interesting due to their alien appearance, and the fact that they died out without any descendants.
Wow, leptictidiums are such alien creatures yet had they lived maybe there would be a kangaroo-seeming creature in one of the birthplaces of western civilization!
leptictidium by ungkyan shanden August 21, 2020