lymptic

An unsettling insult that will shake men with a small cock to their core.

"OMG he is such a lymptic unicorn he only lasted three seconds it was hilarious"

by Leonrosayo July 8, 2023

Lympics

A contest in which men compete following stated claims of flaccidity and varying degrees of impotence.

Best used during the Olympic Games, however, convention preferrs the Summer Olympics.

Sheila said that guy was bullshit. He should enter the Lympics.

by Emmeticus August 23, 2004

Dick-lympics

A successive series of increasingly stupid dares and competition between a group of stupid or intoxicated men.

Dave- We were out late last night, and things got kind of wild.
John- Some serious dick-lympics, I presume?
Dave- Yep, I've got the bruises to show it.

by Cracker Whack June 13, 2010

lymphicious

Anything that is classified as tight or vicious.

My nig that was vicious...

Naw youngin, that was lymphicious!

by Spencer Aubrey January 25, 2008

lmptic

Lick My Pussy Till I Cum

Me to my bf: Omg!! Just LMPTIC.

by Jessicrain August 22, 2023

Glo-lympics

A party with a lot of people dancing with glo-sticks. A party that reminds you of ecstasy, and the '90s on ecstasy.

"How was that trance party last night."
"Everyone was rollin'. Total Glo-lympics."

by Tiggums October 16, 2008