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A contest in which men compete following stated claims of flaccidity and varying degrees of impotence.

Best used during the Olympic Games, however, convention preferrs the Summer Olympics.
Sheila said that guy was bullshit. He should enter the Lympics.
Lympics by Emmeticus August 23, 2004
Related Words

Dick-lympics 

A successive series of increasingly stupid dares and competition between a group of stupid or intoxicated men.
Dave- We were out late last night, and things got kind of wild.
John- Some serious dick-lympics, I presume?
Dave- Yep, I've got the bruises to show it.
Dick-lympics by Cracker Whack June 13, 2010

lymphicious 

Anything that is classified as tight or vicious.
My nig that was vicious...

Naw youngin, that was lymphicious!
lymphicious by Spencer Aubrey January 25, 2008
Me to my bf: Omg!! Just LMPTIC.
lmptic by Jessicrain August 22, 2023

Glo-lympics 

A party with a lot of people dancing with glo-sticks. A party that reminds you of ecstasy, and the '90s on ecstasy.
"How was that trance party last night."
"Everyone was rollin'. Total Glo-lympics."
Glo-lympics by Tiggums October 16, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022