little mitch 

The act of masturbating and frying chicken while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto

Coastie got so involved with his little mitch that he crashed his 1971 Ford Pinto into the drive through window of his local KFC.

little mitch by publius2011 April 24, 2017

extra crispy little mitch 

The act of little masturbating and frying chicken while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto that has just exploded due to a rear end collision.

Coastie earned the nickname 'Kingford' after his last extra crispy little mitch.

extra crispy little mitch by publius2011 April 24, 2017

original recipe little mitch 

The act of masturbating, frying AND seasoning chicken with 11 herbs and spices while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto.

Coastie doing an original recipe little mitch is proof that it takes a tough man to fry a tender chicken.

original recipe little mitch by publius2011 April 25, 2017

Little Michael 

1. When a male has an erection that is only half up, creating a little bump in the genital region of a male's pants around the region of the penis.

2. When a male can not fully perform, making the girl, and or prostitute very disappointed.

Example 1:
Guy1: Look at that hot girl.
Guy2: LOL she gave you a little michael
Guy1: WHAT?! NO!

Example 2:
Guy: I can't seem to get it fully inflated.
Girl: You must have a little michael.
Guy: Can I get my money back and try to come back on a better day?

Little Michael by UrbanMan69 June 26, 2009

Littlebitchitis 

A behavior exhibited by typically dom men that causes them to have a low tolerance for things. a main symptom is getting angry very easily.

Did you see Jarrett? He got mad at his sub so easily, i think he has littlebitchitis.

Littlebitchitis by saturnnnnn September 7, 2021

Littlebitchitis 

A disease that causes extreme difficulty handling hot substances, mainly due to increased oestrogen and inflammation of testicles.

lofimatic: That envoihyvin1 can't handle his hot sauce OMEGALUL
N0THING27: Sounds like a case of littlebitchitis

Littlebitchitis by N0THING27 January 2, 2023

Littlebitchitis 

A mental disorder is which a man is very insecure about themselves and are very sensitive despite
showing a false sense of confidence on the outside.

symptoms: getting angry very easily, not feeling enough for your partner, gets jealous easily if your partner is talking to any man that’s not you, feeling like your not hot enough to deserve your partner.

Brenda: Omggg my bf Josh just screamed at me for talking to his friend!! i don’t even like him eww!!!

Sarah: Girl he has Littlebitchitis!!! leave him!!

Littlebitchitis by saturnnnnn November 27, 2022