1. When a male has an erection that is only half up, creating a little bump in the genital region of a male's pants around the region of the penis.
2. When a male can not fully perform, making the girl, and or prostitute very disappointed.
Example 1:
Guy1: Look at that hot girl.
Guy2: LOL she gave you a little michael Guy1: WHAT?! NO!
Example 2:
Guy: I can't seem to get it fully inflated.
Girl: You must have a little michael.
Guy: Can I get my money back and try to come back on a better day?
A mental disorder is which a man is very insecure about themselves and are very sensitive despite
showing a false sense of confidence on the outside.
symptoms: getting angry very easily, not feeling enough for your partner, gets jealous easily if your partner is talking to any man that’s not you, feeling like your not hot enough to deserve your partner.
Brenda: Omggg my bf Josh just screamed at me for talking to his friend!! i don’t even like him eww!!!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*