The act of masturbating and frying chicken while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto
Coastie got so involved with his little mitch that he crashed his 1971 Ford Pinto into the drive through window of his local KFC.
by publius2011 April 24, 2017
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The act of little masturbating and frying chicken while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto that has just exploded due to a rear end collision.
Coastie earned the nickname 'Kingford' after his last extra crispy little mitch.
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The act of masturbating, frying AND seasoning chicken with 11 herbs and spices while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto.
Coastie doing an original recipe little mitch is proof that it takes a tough man to fry a tender chicken.
by publius2011 April 25, 2017
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