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little mitch 

The act of masturbating and frying chicken while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto
Coastie got so involved with his little mitch that he crashed his 1971 Ford Pinto into the drive through window of his local KFC.
little mitch by publius2011 April 24, 2017
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extra crispy little mitch 

The act of little masturbating and frying chicken while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto that has just exploded due to a rear end collision.
Coastie earned the nickname 'Kingford' after his last extra crispy little mitch.

original recipe little mitch 

The act of masturbating, frying AND seasoning chicken with 11 herbs and spices while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto.
Coastie doing an original recipe little mitch is proof that it takes a tough man to fry a tender chicken.

Little Michael 

1. When a male has an erection that is only half up, creating a little bump in the genital region of a male's pants around the region of the penis.

2. When a male can not fully perform, making the girl, and or prostitute very disappointed.
Example 1:
Guy1: Look at that hot girl.
Guy2: LOL she gave you a little michael
Guy1: WHAT?! NO!

Example 2:
Guy: I can't seem to get it fully inflated.
Girl: You must have a little michael.
Guy: Can I get my money back and try to come back on a better day?
Little Michael by UrbanMan69 June 26, 2009

Littlebitchitis 

A behavior exhibited by typically dom men that causes them to have a low tolerance for things. a main symptom is getting angry very easily.
Did you see Jarrett? He got mad at his sub so easily, i think he has littlebitchitis.
Littlebitchitis by saturnnnnn September 7, 2021

Littlebitchitis 

A disease that causes extreme difficulty handling hot substances, mainly due to increased oestrogen and inflammation of testicles.
lofimatic: That envoihyvin1 can't handle his hot sauce OMEGALUL
N0THING27: Sounds like a case of littlebitchitis
Littlebitchitis by N0THING27 January 2, 2023

Littlebitchitis 

A mental disorder is which a man is very insecure about themselves and are very sensitive despite
showing a false sense of confidence on the outside.

symptoms: getting angry very easily, not feeling enough for your partner, gets jealous easily if your partner is talking to any man that’s not you, feeling like your not hot enough to deserve your partner.
Brenda: Omggg my bf Josh just screamed at me for talking to his friend!! i don’t even like him eww!!!

Sarah: Girl he has Littlebitchitis!!! leave him!!
Littlebitchitis by saturnnnnn November 27, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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