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Burlington Days Festival

An annual opulent display of self-righteous pretension marked by tofu buffalo 'wings,' arugula, blanched kale, kalimba music, kabuki and bottle rockets shot from rectums.

Garry just hasn't been the same since his bottle rocket mishap at the 2021 Burlington Days Festival.

by publius2011 December 3, 2022

little mitch

The act of masturbating and frying chicken while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto

Coastie got so involved with his little mitch that he crashed his 1971 Ford Pinto into the drive through window of his local KFC.

by publius2011 April 24, 2017

original recipe little mitch

The act of masturbating, frying AND seasoning chicken with 11 herbs and spices while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto.

Coastie doing an original recipe little mitch is proof that it takes a tough man to fry a tender chicken.

by publius2011 April 25, 2017

Poor Gaddy

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer involving a transvestites only you blame liberals for making you do it when you're done.

There are some places in Missouri where a Poor Gaddy is a way of life

by publius2011 September 24, 2017

Belgian Brownie with Nuts

It involves steamy poo, chocolate sauce and another man's scrotum

Garry ALWAYS has his Belgian Brownie with Nuts BEFORE dinner so he's sure he has enough room.

by publius2011 April 3, 2017

extra crispy little mitch

The act of little masturbating and frying chicken while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto that has just exploded due to a rear end collision.

Coastie earned the nickname 'Kingford' after his last extra crispy little mitch.

by publius2011 April 24, 2017