A mental disorder is which a man is very insecure about themselves and are very sensitive despite
showing a false sense of confidence on the outside.
symptoms: getting angry very easily, not feeling enough for your partner, gets jealous easily if your partner is talking to any man that’s not you, feeling like your not hot enough to deserve your partner.
Brenda: Omggg my bf Josh just screamed at me for talking to his friend!! i don’t even like him eww!!!
Something you can say to someone being an asshole or little bitch.
Usually said with a roast about something happening to someone’s head or hair.
(NOT MY IDEA, IT’S Hope Bagel Scarlatte’s IDEA ON IbisPaintX.com!!!)
“My cousin called me fat for getting a second plate of food. So I told her that she was dropped on the head as a baby and developed a rare brain disease called ‘Little Bitchitis’”.
Like an STD it can be sexually transmitted. Littlebitchitus comes in 2 stages.
Stage 1: you start showing sign's, said signs are not noticeable and come as a slight increase in anger and slight decrease in humor.
Stage 2: you full on a little bitch, at this stage your brain will subconsciously choose a "Daddy" once you full on a little bitch you should become "Daddys little bitch" at which point you will be unable to insult your daddy or win in an argument in any way. You will also begin subconsciously listening to your daddy and requests he makes without thinking.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*