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Linfao, when someone is telling you something bad that happened to them and you do not care, or when someone is talking to you and you still do not care.
“My grandmother just died of cancer and my family got in a car crash”

Linfao
linfao by Linfao October 8, 2022
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The facetious act of using the empty lane to skip ahead of traffic before merging right before your exit.
Man that guy totally just linfoxed me

This traffic isnt moving anywhere.. lets linfox them!
linfox by Foxster4000 July 22, 2017

Linlaohia 

Pronounced Lean-la-aw-he-ah. A Singaporean slang. It means 'your father' in Hokkien. Use it to express frustration and anger.
Felicia: "Where are my cookies?"

John: "In my tummy!"

Felicia: "linlaohia!"
Linlaohia by deepsdog February 3, 2018

Great Linford Manor 

The local nuthouse of a city called Milton Keynes, often frequented by a village idiot by the name of Pete Winkelman.
The guy is so stupid, they should lock him up in Great Linford Manor
Great Linford Manor by AFCW April 17, 2004
A spoken word derived from the abbreviation for Laughing My Fucking Ass Off (L.M.F.A.O). It can be used in context with the spoken word Roffle. Most often a response when someone says something funny or when "Roffle" is said.
Man: Oh man, that was so funny!
Woman: ROFFLE!
Man: LIMFAO!
Girl: Roffle limfao!
Limfao by Kate Rosier June 21, 2008

Linford Christie 

I went back to this chicks place last night, but I only got a Linford Christie. Then I fell asleep
Linford Christie by Frankel May 21, 2013

linford christie 

(Noun); World famous athlete nicknamed by the press as Lunch box, because of his large genetalia. Also has been known to take drugs to increse his stamina in sport.
My god! you're not a woman, your penis is bigger than linford christie's.
linford christie by Jade Goody August 3, 2003
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