Definitions by deepsdog

Joey 

He's an excellent boyfriend, loves you like no other, extremely patient and is very humorous. A man who practices chivalry, is gentlemanly and treats everyone equally. Very protective and will kick your ass real bad if you mess with his loved ones. He doesn't enjoy small talk and looks to connect with people on a deeper level. He's the most genuine person you'll ever meet and only wants people to treat him the same, but that doesn't happen. A Joey is loyal but will leave if treated unfairly or being lied to.

Sarah: "The guys I have dated are all jerks and it pisses me off real bad!"

Dana: "Have you dated a Joey?"

Sarah: "No."

Dana: "TADA!"

Joey by deepsdog February 3, 2018

Linlaohia 

Pronounced Lean-la-aw-he-ah. A Singaporean slang. It means 'your father' in Hokkien. Use it to express frustration and anger.

Felicia: "Where are my cookies?"

John: "In my tummy!"

Felicia: "linlaohia!"

Linlaohia by deepsdog February 3, 2018

Pass away 

A slang unique to Singaporeans. It means being finished, wrecked or defeated.

Officer: Gentlemen, FBO in 3 minutes. We are going for a 32km route march. Hurry up!

Soldier: Wahlao eh, pass away la!

Pass away by deepsdog February 3, 2018

Your mother

A slang unique to Singaporeans. Use it to express frustration, disgust or if someone is lying to you.

Alex: Eh, I just scored a date with that hot chick we met yesterday at the bar!

Dan: Your mother la!

Your mother by deepsdog February 3, 2018

cnmdb

Cnmdb is the abbrevation for "cao ni ma de bi" and it means "fuck your mother's vagina" in Chinese. Chinese often use it to express frustration and dissatisfaction.

Jill: Jack, you look crappy today!

Jack: cnmdb!

cnmdb by deepsdog February 3, 2018