lienke 

It’s an annoying but lowkey awesome person. They are the loving ones, but sometimes too clingy. They are the ones who are better friends with your mother than with you. They always have the best tea to spill.

Yeah, my best friend is kind of annoying but I still love her. She’s definitely a Lienke

lienke by Justin the unicorn October 14, 2019

Lienke 

Short, long hair, funny, sweet, South African, pretty nice most of the time, you're on urban dictionary you’re welcome

Hi Lienke

Lienke by badbitch233 October 21, 2019

Lienke 

If you ever have the privilege to spend time with a Lienke you will completely reform into the best version of you humanly possible.
Thus the name Lienke is directly proportionate to the meaning of excellence/greatness.
Classification: Shiny

Hold on to them Lienke's.
PS: Beer can be applied to defuze sticky situations

Certificate of Lienke

For quality projects and top-class excellence
5 stars would recommend

Lienke by Veters21 February 24, 2021

LinkedIn 

An online forum originally intended for professional people to form links with others that they know and trust professionally in order to further their own and their company’s business interests. LinkedIn was co-founded by Reid Hoffman who was previously Executive Vice President in charge of business and corporate development for PayPal and was launched in 2003. Unfortunately, like so many other things (Urban Dictionary for example), it has been overrun by talentless, self-aggrandising wannabes who have nothing to offer the workplace except copious quantities of bullshit.
Interestingly, Hoffman stated that 27 percent of LinkedIn subscribers are recruiters; perhaps this would explain why using recruiters to solve a staffing problem is usually a complete disaster, they’re so full of their own bullshit they believe everyone else’s.

“Have you heard that Malcolm has put up a profile on LinkedIn? Delusions of grandeur or what!”
“Delusions of grandeur? That fuckwit Heale shouldn’t even have delusions of adequacy!”

LinkedIn by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

Walking Linkedin 

People who always talk about themselves or things they've accomplished.

Don't invite Tiffany to the party. She is like Walking Linkedin. Everyone's going to want to leave.

Walking Linkedin by Extra Mayo May 8, 2015

Lieke

Lieke is not just someone she is an amazing friend you can trust her and she is always the right person to talk, she’ll be there for you anytime. Lieke if you reading this you are a very special person, you are a good friend who is always there in need. Later you become a wonderful women with a nice guy and kids with the perfect house. Lieke iloveyou and I’m glad I have a friend like you!

Lieke: begins to laugh

Friends: laughing at her laugh
Everyone is happy en laughs with each other

Lieke by afriendwhoisalwaysthere October 30, 2019

Linken

Autism at its finest (disease)

Omg u are Linken man. Stop it

Linken by The joker65 May 29, 2018