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LinkedInfluencer 

A person who posts extremely mediocre and average achievements on LinkedIn
This may include, but is not limited to the following:
- Anyone who posts about their day to day work tasks like it was a huge milestone to go to work and do their job.
- Anyone who uses the term 'emotional intelligence'
- Anyone who shares how many connections they have made in a certain time period.
- Anyone who posts how much they have 'grown'
- Anyone who posts about there 'journey'
- Anyone who posts about there 'story'
- Anyone who 'helps people find their dream role'
- Anyone who's job description is over like 7 words
"Ive had it with this damn LinkedInfluencer"
LinkedInfluencer by bewdew July 23, 2020
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LinkedInfluencer 

A LinkedInfluencer is a LinkedIn influencer (hence the combination of the words); or someone who is all about being famous, popular, and making as many connections as possible on LinkedIn. Sometimes this term can be reduced to "LI" or "LINF".
Did you see how many thousands of connections he has on LinkedIn? What a LinkedInfluencer!

I am so famous on LinkedIn, my posts get so many reactions and comments. I suppose you could call me a LinkedInfluencer!
LinkedInfluencer by LingDanc803 February 23, 2023

Linkedinfluencer 

Wow did you see that Chevron intern, Daniel? He’s the hottest and smartest linkedinfluencer I’ve ever seen!

Linkedfluencer Postasturbation 

A term I invented today for LinkedIn Influencers who like and comment on their own stuff to get traction, handing themselves a virtual "finger bang" or "tug tug", instead of waiting for the engagement pod they are in to rally together and do it for them..
Noticed Karen on LinkedIn today, partaking in a bit of Linkedfluencer Postasturbation to boost her posts by liking it herself, and talking to herself on it from another profile to boost engagement.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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