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LinkedInfluencer 

A person who posts extremely mediocre and average achievements on LinkedIn
This may include, but is not limited to the following:
- Anyone who posts about their day to day work tasks like it was a huge milestone to go to work and do their job.
- Anyone who uses the term 'emotional intelligence'
- Anyone who shares how many connections they have made in a certain time period.
- Anyone who posts how much they have 'grown'
- Anyone who posts about there 'journey'
- Anyone who posts about there 'story'
- Anyone who 'helps people find their dream role'
- Anyone who's job description is over like 7 words
"Ive had it with this damn LinkedInfluencer"
LinkedInfluencer by bewdew July 23, 2020
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LinkedInfluencer 

A LinkedInfluencer is a LinkedIn influencer (hence the combination of the words); or someone who is all about being famous, popular, and making as many connections as possible on LinkedIn. Sometimes this term can be reduced to "LI" or "LINF".
Did you see how many thousands of connections he has on LinkedIn? What a LinkedInfluencer!

I am so famous on LinkedIn, my posts get so many reactions and comments. I suppose you could call me a LinkedInfluencer!
LinkedInfluencer by LingDanc803 February 23, 2023

Linkedinfluencer 

A beautiful chemical engineering student named Daniel
Wow did you see that Chevron intern, Daniel? He’s the hottest and smartest linkedinfluencer I’ve ever seen!

Linkedfluencer Postasturbation 

A term I invented today for LinkedIn Influencers who like and comment on their own stuff to get traction, handing themselves a virtual "finger bang" or "tug tug", instead of waiting for the engagement pod they are in to rally together and do it for them..
Noticed Karen on LinkedIn today, partaking in a bit of Linkedfluencer Postasturbation to boost her posts by liking it herself, and talking to herself on it from another profile to boost engagement.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026