ldard

Idiot and a retard, usually describes people like Logan Paul.

Person 1:What’s 2+2?
Person 2:Idk
Person 1:You’re such an ldard!

by LJP05 August 30, 2019

lard brain

When you eat too much meat at hotpot and the pork fat controls your mind.

Max had lard brain after hotpot, now he's tripping all over the walls.

by moisttowlettes September 26, 2019

ldar

LDAR stands for Lay Down And Rot. It means that you give up on life and just stay in bed all day. It is a lifestyle. If you adopt it you become a rotter. The Misc coined this term.

Guy: I'm a virgin at 22
Miscer: Tour's over, boyo. Time to LDAR.

by mihai2011rom May 18, 2016

lardex

The all mighty destroyer of buffets

Whatch out here comes lardex. He will destroy your buffet

by Gazziger my nigger April 25, 2019

queasy chum bungled lard

Queasy chum bulguled lard is a squid in Tommyinits video "Minecraft lava ravine mod is the funniest"

Do you know where Queasy chum bungled lard is?

What?

by MtnDewLover29 February 5, 2021

piggly lard

someone who is fat and lazy like a pig.

andrew is such a piggly lard! all he does is eat and cry 😂😂

by chrustixd August 28, 2020

Lard On

An erection that is between 25% and 75% of full strength. Also called a semi.

Last night I had a lard on and had trouble entering Roxie.

by Kong Dong 69 December 1, 2020