Lardo

Commonly an insult describing an extremely fat person who cannot wield their habit of overeating.

The lardo satiated his gluttonous cravings by ravenously chomping down on a pack of doughnuts.

by Optomon October 31, 2003

Lardo

A fat cat who Just wants more food. Will scratch at your door until her/he gets its food usually is really cute and fat and likes to get petties. BUT REALLY FAT

I love my cat she’s such a little lardo

by Urban man 69 June 12, 2020

Lardo

A lardo is a sad fat grown 60 year old man who stalks children in playgrounds and parks seeking to touch them.
A lardo can be found in most majoor parks and recreational areas around the United States.

Hay mummy what's that thing?
Stay away from it. It's a lardo

by Anon35465465 October 28, 2013

lardo

chubbaloo. A fat-ass with an unbounded appetite.

Dude, did you dump that lardo you used to date?

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

lardo

An extremely lazy person who usually has a tendency to eat and lounge around like a lard.

Cammie: Sydnee is such a lardo.
Brittney: Oh my gawd I know, look at that fat kid grab that Z-bar. She's ravenous!

by Cam France March 31, 2008

Mar-a-Lardo

The Florida home of disgraced former President. It gets its name from the prominent lard-ass of the scoundrel who calls it home.

While searching Mar-a-Lardo for top secret documents the FBI had to wade through rooms littered with Big Mac wrappers and empty Diet Coke cans. The stench was so powerful the agents had to don gas-masks.

by LaughingAloud August 18, 2022

lardo-style

The action of hand cuffing a significant other to bed and eating there ass like a gusher.

Yo did you hear about Joe? He did it lardo-style with his girl last night.

by _yourtypicalidiot December 15, 2021