Whatch 

A southern term that replaces what before the words ya’ll, or you.

“Whatch yall doin tonight.”
Or
“Whatch you doin.”

Whatch by Michael plyers November 4, 2018

whatch 

Watch with an extra "h" for maximum effect.

Hey nigga, what's the time on your whatch?

Its wa-
Shut the fuck up

whatch by Aqsedef October 15, 2017

Whatch 

Looking at someone or lookign over them

Whatch me whip whatch me nae nae

Whatch by Large brain man February 26, 2021

Whatch ya'll watchin hoes? 

When a man walks into a room full of dumb hoes watchin some shitty ass movies like the legend of bagger vance, and suggests that we instead watch Dr. Zhivalgo, Breaks Encounter, and the bridge over river kwai, a lean night. Also used when coming down to make a sandwich and the same dumb hoes are watchin the same shit. Term can only be used by people who like Mayonnaise on their sandwiches (Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr). Now tell me something Urban Dictionary, is that unforgivable?

"Whatch ya'll watchin hoes?" "The legend of bagger vance" "TURN THAT SHIT OFF, I BROUGHT A COUPLE OF DVDS..."

"Hey again hoes, whatch ya'll watchin? I'mma just go and make me a sandwich, with MAYONNAISE... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

Whatch ya'll watchin hoes? by Jubbl and the Nigz March 5, 2009

whatch'up to 

A shortened way to type "whatcha up to" in order to better reflect how most people pronounce it in spoken language

(sent by text)
"Yoooo, whatch'up to my guy?"

whatch'up to by cheesits456 April 24, 2024

watchmojo 

This word describes when you have lost all creativity and used up every idea ever, but need to keep producing content. In essence, any work you do becomes quantity over quality.

Person 1: "Shit! I've ran out of things to write about in my book. What do I do?"
Person 2: "Well, it seems like you've watchmojo'd yourself."

watchmojo by Notpokemonash May 13, 2016

Watcher 

A small child with an ipad or other similar device.

"I can't deal with being a parent for 5 minutes little Jonny, so go watch this dumb youtube video with your watcher brother for 10 hours"

Watcher by Yorkmeanspuke May 30, 2019