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Whatch out here comes lardex. He will destroy your buffet
lardex by Gazziger my nigger April 25, 2019
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Someone who has a foot fetish and loves to clean toenails. She begs the people in her life to clean their tootsies. She loves attention, and is scared of losing her sisters. She pronounces "d"s instead of "th" in word. She has a twisted, and violent sense of humor... sort of like a demonchild.
OMG... that Julie is sooooo lardeous...
Lardeous by Redbrownhairedbitches February 28, 2010
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Lardelar 

A Lardelar is a crazy guy who in turn loves to be that guy
He went to the bar and got drunk.. really drunk and stood on the stage and rocked until he was bounced. He pulled a Lardelar
Lardelar by bob_on-the-fob August 17, 2009

Lardered 

Lardered (verb) - For a male to partake in sexual intercourse with a plus sized female or vice versa. Usually involves the larger person incorporating their excess rolls into said act.
Wow, Randy just got lardered by Heather.
Lardered by the_hoedown August 9, 2010
Tough guy who never forgets who fucked him up - dangerous mother-fucker.
Larden kicked the shit out of the cunt.
Larden by Handy Man April 7, 2005
An extremely forceful fart, it is often highly deadly and smells very bad.
"Oi whats he doing?" "i think hes trying larder"
"Guys you better get out of here im about to larder!"
larder by =RICO= August 17, 2011

cold larder 

It's a cool area for storing food prior to use. Larders were commonplace in houses before the widespread use of the refrigerator.
In the northern hemisphere, most houses would arrange to have cold larder and kitchen on the north or east side of the house where it received the least amount of sun.
cold larder by remiq888 November 16, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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