LAWLERS

lawlers is a word based on the word lawl which is a retarded way of writing lol

So it's DOUBLY retarded. Now if you spell it in all-caps, it's one of the most retarded things you can say as of now.

"LAWLERS I RITE VERI RETARDID BECAWS IT CONFUSAS PEPLZA!!22@!1@!21"
"LAWLERS ?:("
"People who say lawlers are stupid."

LAWLERS by iopq August 30, 2004

lawlers law 

An nba "law" made by ralph lawler, a clippers commentator. Basically says first to 100 points wins. Has been found to be true 91-92% of the time.

"I can breathe now there that lawlers law thing. First to 100 wins, its the law."

lawlers law by andsa April 12, 2008

Ambulance Chasing Lawyers 

The lowest form of animal life; they are the arseholes who use the law in ways for which it was not intended. Some of these scumbags, quite literally, follow ambulances carrying people, involved in traffic accidents, to hospital in order to get them to make a claim against the other party involved. In Britain, these bastards use human rights law to prevent paedophile rapists from being deported back to their country of origin. They’re the ones who act on behalf of terrorists to pursue damages against troops who were doing their duty under incredibly difficult circumstances. Why do they do it? For money, they cynically exploit the law that is supposed to protect people to make themselves rich. They are vermin and should be treated as such.

“An online petition has been set up to make it legal to kill ambulance chasing lawyers!”
“Where do I sign?”

Ambulance Chasing Lawyers by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016

Lawyers, Guns and Money 

What you send for when the shit has hit the fan.

Song by American songwriter Warren Zevon on his 1978 album "Excitable Boy."

"I was gambling in Havana, I took a little risk.
Send Lawyers, Guns and Money, dad, get me out of this."

Lawyers, Guns and Money by RuthenianCynic December 14, 2008

Lawless London 

Like the wild west but in London.

guy 1: did you hear about that lad got stabbed yesterday?
guy 2: ye just another stabbing in lawless london innit

Lawless London by CityOfLondon February 11, 2019

Blackie Lawless 

Lead singer of the band W.A.S.P. Known for his wild stage antics and derrogatory lyrics. Also has one of the most EROTIC voices on the face of the planet.

"I'll do whatever I want to, to ya. I'll nail your ass to the sheets. A pelvic thrust and the sweat starts to sting ya, I F*CK LIKE A BEAST!!" ~~Blackie Lawless, "Animal"

Blackie Lawless by Xx_thedarkenedheart_xX September 2, 2008

chisel of lawyers

term for a group of lawyers / collective noun, e.g.: gaggle of geese, flock of sheep, parliament of owls, gawk of tourists, etc.

Justice may be blind, but the Judge ain’t; meaning: you can’t be representing yourself when the other side has a whole chisel of lawyers.

chisel of lawyers by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 23, 2012