lawzers 

Used to discribe something funny, In a sarcastic manner.

Magan: Then I said, "No way"
Charlotte: Lawzers, Magan, you're soo funny.

lawzers by Zomboid May 31, 2007

lawzers 

Used to discribe something funny, In a sarcastic manar.

Magan: Then I said, "No way"
Charlotte: Lawzers, Magan, you're soo funny.

lawzers by Zomboid; May 24, 2007

Ambulance Chasing Lawyers 

The lowest form of animal life; they are the arseholes who use the law in ways for which it was not intended. Some of these scumbags, quite literally, follow ambulances carrying people, involved in traffic accidents, to hospital in order to get them to make a claim against the other party involved. In Britain, these bastards use human rights law to prevent paedophile rapists from being deported back to their country of origin. They’re the ones who act on behalf of terrorists to pursue damages against troops who were doing their duty under incredibly difficult circumstances. Why do they do it? For money, they cynically exploit the law that is supposed to protect people to make themselves rich. They are vermin and should be treated as such.

“An online petition has been set up to make it legal to kill ambulance chasing lawyers!”
“Where do I sign?”

Ambulance Chasing Lawyers by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016

Lawyers, Guns and Money 

What you send for when the shit has hit the fan.

Song by American songwriter Warren Zevon on his 1978 album "Excitable Boy."

"I was gambling in Havana, I took a little risk.
Send Lawyers, Guns and Money, dad, get me out of this."

Lawyers, Guns and Money by RuthenianCynic December 14, 2008

lawlers law 

An nba "law" made by ralph lawler, a clippers commentator. Basically says first to 100 points wins. Has been found to be true 91-92% of the time.

"I can breathe now there that lawlers law thing. First to 100 wins, its the law."

lawlers law by andsa April 12, 2008

chisel of lawyers

term for a group of lawyers / collective noun, e.g.: gaggle of geese, flock of sheep, parliament of owls, gawk of tourists, etc.

Justice may be blind, but the Judge ain’t; meaning: you can’t be representing yourself when the other side has a whole chisel of lawyers.

chisel of lawyers by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 23, 2012

reinis lāzers 

One handsome motherfucker from Latvia.

hi Reinis Lāzers!
Have you heard of that one sexy boi named Reinis Lāzers?

reinis lāzers by Reinis Lāzers February 7, 2018