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A fake man who is a man hoe and needs to learn how to fight.
"is that lavont?"
"yeah ew he needs to respect women."
"he is weak."
lavont by anynuoms October 19, 2020
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the sexist, gummiest, curly headed beast that's not one to shy away from a fight. He pulls all the hoes, and he'll pull up to your crib beat the fuck out you, turn around to your girl and consensually fuck her till she calls him daddy (they usually do in 5 seconds) then pull out because no one disserves his nut, kill you and then grind on Xbox 360 till he feels like doing again. he also shoots people if they disrespect him and is loyal, caring, kind and optimistic despite what he may do, just make sure to not get on his bad side.
"that dude Lavont? nah I'm not tryna talk shit about him if i know what's good for me but he chill asf tho and loyal just dont pillow talk him
Lavont by the poopiest October 30, 2025
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Lavont Watson 

The oldest man to live after marcington pirate, he holds the word record for having the oldest ps4 ever, and a bullet from ww1 stuck inside it, he also is a senior citizen at at whopping age of 300 years old.
Lavont watson is one of the oldest humans to live
Lavont Watson by TGROEY April 25, 2023
A person who manifests love in all that they do. She knows that her thoughts are her prayers and she strives to keep them pure. She thinks that the answer to every problem is more love. She enjoys the simple things in life and lives in the precious present moment.
1. You call her a lover of mankind, but I call her a LaVonna.
2. She lived her life as a LaVonna, and by doing so, helped better humanity.
3. Being a LaVonna, her chosen profession of social work was a good fit.
LaVonna by Lover Of Mankind March 9, 2010

Lamonting 

Twitch emote portraying Eric Lamont's face, because he's the lord of the coomers. It's used in circumstances when a hot woman is seen on the screen.
Damn that woman is so hot I'm straight up lamonting.
I lost.
A strong willed individual. Very oppinionated. Likes to laugh and enjoys a good joke. Loves her family and dogs. Lavonnes are most often found reading, shopping or lounging outside on a hot day. Lavonnes are great cooks. Stubborn. Strong eyes and a nice smile, Lavonnes are very beautiful.
1) as stubborn as a Lavonne
Lavonne by j1987 February 3, 2010
A guy who is sweet, caring, and fun to be with but if you get on another side of him he’ll turn into a selfish, manipulative, mean person, but remember he is a very good friend that’ll be by your side. So if you have a Lavonte in your life then keep him close because you’ll need him, but don’t get on his bad side. He is sometimes a heart breaker, but all the girls fall for him once in a while, he’s a good kisser, romantic, hot, and will always be on your side.
Me: I’m totally falling for Lavonte he’s a hottie, and flirty.

Friend: Really? I don’t like him he’s mean and manipulative, and gets everything he wants.
Lavonte by Beastmode05 June 16, 2018
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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