Skip to main content
HIS DICK IS BIG BUT HE DONT GOT THE BALLS TOO MAKE UP FOR IT YOU DONT GOTTA WORRY ABOUT KIDS
Don’t worry bout Lavonta
Lavonta by Glassnarco March 5, 2020
Words you can keep
A person who manifests love in all that they do. She knows that her thoughts are her prayers and she strives to keep them pure. She thinks that the answer to every problem is more love. She enjoys the simple things in life and lives in the precious present moment.
1. You call her a lover of mankind, but I call her a LaVonna.
2. She lived her life as a LaVonna, and by doing so, helped better humanity.
3. Being a LaVonna, her chosen profession of social work was a good fit.
LaVonna by Lover Of Mankind March 9, 2010
Related Words
A guy who is sweet, caring, and fun to be with but if you get on another side of him he’ll turn into a selfish, manipulative, mean person, but remember he is a very good friend that’ll be by your side. So if you have a Lavonte in your life then keep him close because you’ll need him, but don’t get on his bad side. He is sometimes a heart breaker, but all the girls fall for him once in a while, he’s a good kisser, romantic, hot, and will always be on your side.
Me: I’m totally falling for Lavonte he’s a hottie, and flirty.

Friend: Really? I don’t like him he’s mean and manipulative, and gets everything he wants.
Lavonte by Beastmode05 June 16, 2018
Sweet, But Will Fuck You Up.
She's Also Antisocial And Bipolar
Cute With Nice Figure, A Caring Individual But Has The Potential To Fuck Your Life Up If Need Be.
Lavonda Is Nice But Don't Mess With Her Feelings.
Lavonda by Ms. Ceily January 20, 2017

Ray Lamontagne 

A folk singer from Maine who can really belt it out. He has his own style, which nowadays is pretty incredible.
Im going home to listen to some Ray Lamontagne, because he is the only one who really understands me.
Ray Lamontagne by Philbert 77 December 9, 2008
Very caring guy who looks to the future. Knows how to please a girl in every way possible. When he says he loves you and will stay by your side he means it and is not going anywere. Great friend and advice giver
Girlfriend:I'm glad lavontaes my bf
Lavontae by Piggy23 August 6, 2011
The girl that is sweet but will hurt your feelings if you hurt hers. Also quiet in always thinking.
Lavonda is so mean to me
lavonda by white_girly October 9, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
Next