watson

something that is completely bullshit and has no truth to it and is usually used to keep out of trouble.

"do you have my phone" "no" (when the person does infact have your phone) that right there is a watson.

by blacksmyth May 24, 2012

watson

doing a mathematically problem at a rapid pace while others calculate slowly

The teacher asked us what the square root of 1681 is and i watson the answer in less then 15 seconds while it took others a ton longer.

by The one that call awesome April 26, 2010

watson

Yorkshire slang for genitals

Look at the pair of watson's on t'sheep. reminds me of a couple of growlers

by deano666 September 4, 2009

watson

formaly known as a measurement has been chnaged to describe some form of journey or travel and in which completed gains great honour and respect.

-go the whole watson

-he completed a watson...wow!

by Kev_23_10 October 9, 2006

watsonize

To act like Dr Watson (or any other smarty Watson - like Dominic Watson) referring all the time to Urban Dictionary saying it is a real dictionary.

A I am saying you that 'squiz' is a real term - it is on urban dictionary, it is the real dictionary, dictionary of the people.
B Ah, you are just doing your watsonize thing again.

by ggta February 8, 2013

watsoner

a watsoner is someone who is a part of Emma Watson’s fandom. those people are so kind and creative, they really love their idol. they will always cheer you up and will try to make you happy no matter what. you really need to find you a watsoner, or maybe become one?

"i met a watsoner on instagram 2 days ago!"
"really?"
"yeah she was so kind to me."

by 8960 February 28, 2021

Watsoned

To be beaten by a computer at a game.

All Time Jeopardy Champion Ken J. was Watsoned last night on Jeopardy.

by mpWannaBe March 18, 2011