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Lavont
the sexist, gummiest, curly headed beast that's not one to shy away from a fight. He pulls all the hoes, and he'll pull up to your crib beat the fuck out you, turn around to your girl and consensually fuck her till she calls him daddy (they usually do in 5 seconds) then pull out because no one disserves his nut, kill you and then grind on Xbox 360 till he feels like doing again. he also shoots people if they disrespect him and is loyal, caring, kind and optimistic despite what he may do, just make sure to not get on his bad side.
"that dude Lavont? nah I'm not tryna talk shit about him if i know what's good for me but he chill asf tho and loyal just dont pillow talk him
Lavont by the poopiest October 30, 2025
Related Words
lavonte • lavont • Lavonta • Lavont Watson • Lavontae • lavontai • lavontay • Lavonte Johnson • LaVontia • Lavontie
Lavont Watson
The oldest man to live after marcington pirate, he holds the word record for having the oldest ps4 ever, and a bullet from ww1 stuck inside it, he also is a senior citizen at at whopping age of 300 years old.
Lavont Watson by TGROEY April 25, 2023
LaVonna
A person who manifests love in all that they do. She knows that her thoughts are her prayers and she strives to keep them pure. She thinks that the answer to every problem is more love. She enjoys the simple things in life and lives in the precious present moment.
1. You call her a lover of mankind, but I call her a LaVonna.
2. She lived her life as a LaVonna, and by doing so, helped better humanity.
3. Being a LaVonna, her chosen profession of social work was a good fit.
2. She lived her life as a LaVonna, and by doing so, helped better humanity.
3. Being a LaVonna, her chosen profession of social work was a good fit.
LaVonna by Lover Of Mankind March 9, 2010
Lamonting
Twitch emote portraying Eric Lamont's face, because he's the lord of the coomers. It's used in circumstances when a hot woman is seen on the screen.
Lamonting by poggerchampion221 July 5, 2022
Lavonte
A guy who is sweet, caring, and fun to be with but if you get on another side of him he’ll turn into a selfish, manipulative, mean person, but remember he is a very good friend that’ll be by your side. So if you have a Lavonte in your life then keep him close because you’ll need him, but don’t get on his bad side. He is sometimes a heart breaker, but all the girls fall for him once in a while, he’s a good kisser, romantic, hot, and will always be on your side.
Me: I’m totally falling for Lavonte he’s a hottie, and flirty.
Friend: Really? I don’t like him he’s mean and manipulative, and gets everything he wants.
Friend: Really? I don’t like him he’s mean and manipulative, and gets everything he wants.
Lavonte by Beastmode05 June 16, 2018
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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