The hot guido on food network who makes tasty Italian dishes while teasing you with firm breasts and tomato red lips. Her show is the closest thing to food porn on basic cable. She is known for adapting traditional Italian dishes to a level of difficulty that someone as stupid as you could make. She also likes to make you feel bad by exaggerating the Italian pronunciation of words like pancetta (pan-cheyt-ta) and prosciutto (shove-your-cock-in-my-mouth). My girlfriend and her roommates think she has an abnormally large head.

Rachel Ray looks like she can suck some dick, but I'd bang the shit out of Giada De Laurentiis

giada de laurentiis by clarence beeks December 9, 2008

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laurencing

When a group of people/person of little skill promotes themselves as being better than they actually are while shamelessly plugging for product sponsorship.

"That team is just laurencing! They really are no competition to you or I"

"Good job Laurencing I was tempted to buy that until you promoted it"

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Laurening

To post absurdly large numbers of photos of seemingly quite mundane events. That is, to digitally chronicle every second of an evening.
Named after a certain person, to whom all this carnage can be attributed.
Originally from the french, Laurener - i photo without need
and before that the greek, Λαυ + ρεν (needless + record).

Past participle: Lauren'd

Neeraj: oh god my facebook minifeed is full of bloody photo albums and i just got tagged in 79 photos
Dom: YOU GOT LAUREN'D!!!
Neeraj: I am SICK of all this mothafuckin Laurening on this mothafuckin internet!

Laurening by BWATMAN May 16, 2010

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giada de laurentiis

Hottest chick to ever appear on Food Network. Great pair of tits. Nice face. And she can actually cook too.

I'd like to have sexual intercourse with giada de laurentiis

giada de laurentiis by god June 4, 2005

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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