laurentino 

laurentino is the smartest guy in his school and the most cute looking

laurentino is always helpful

laurentino by always love funneh January 28, 2018

Laurentiu 

Laurentiu is the sexiest man you will ever meet, he is amazing and has a very good penis. 10/10. Would recommend!

Did you see Laurentiu yesterday? He was SO hot!

Laurentiu by xyyeheudi June 1, 2020

Laurencio 

A very sweet and nice guy. Is very funny and gets in trouble a lot. Has good relationships and make girls fall for him.

Laurencio your so funny.

Laurencio by Ougvffhj October 8, 2018

giada de laurentiis 

The hot guido on food network who makes tasty Italian dishes while teasing you with firm breasts and tomato red lips. Her show is the closest thing to food porn on basic cable. She is known for adapting traditional Italian dishes to a level of difficulty that someone as stupid as you could make. She also likes to make you feel bad by exaggerating the Italian pronunciation of words like pancetta (pan-cheyt-ta) and prosciutto (shove-your-cock-in-my-mouth). My girlfriend and her roommates think she has an abnormally large head.

Rachel Ray looks like she can suck some dick, but I'd bang the shit out of Giada De Laurentiis

giada de laurentiis by clarence beeks December 9, 2008

laurencing

When a group of people/person of little skill promotes themselves as being better than they actually are while shamelessly plugging for product sponsorship.

"That team is just laurencing! They really are no competition to you or I"

"Good job Laurencing I was tempted to buy that until you promoted it"

laurencing by iTrollcrappyppl October 13, 2014

Laurening 

To post absurdly large numbers of photos of seemingly quite mundane events. That is, to digitally chronicle every second of an evening.
Named after a certain person, to whom all this carnage can be attributed.
Originally from the french, Laurener - i photo without need
and before that the greek, Λαυ + ρεν (needless + record).

Past participle: Lauren'd

Neeraj: oh god my facebook minifeed is full of bloody photo albums and i just got tagged in 79 photos
Dom: YOU GOT LAUREN'D!!!
Neeraj: I am SICK of all this mothafuckin Laurening on this mothafuckin internet!

Laurening by BWATMAN May 16, 2010

giada de laurentiis 

Hottest chick to ever appear on Food Network. Great pair of tits. Nice face. And she can actually cook too.

I'd like to have sexual intercourse with giada de laurentiis

giada de laurentiis by god June 4, 2005