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Laurening 

To post absurdly large numbers of photos of seemingly quite mundane events. That is, to digitally chronicle every second of an evening.
Named after a certain person, to whom all this carnage can be attributed.
Originally from the french, Laurener - i photo without need
and before that the greek, Λαυ + ρεν (needless + record).

Past participle: Lauren'd
Neeraj: oh god my facebook minifeed is full of bloody photo albums and i just got tagged in 79 photos
Dom: YOU GOT LAUREN'D!!!
Neeraj: I am SICK of all this mothafuckin Laurening on this mothafuckin internet!
Laurening by BWATMAN May 16, 2010
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Laurening 

To vomit all over the place, barely getting any vomit in the toilet or waste basket.
Hey Rev, don't get them too drunk. We don't need ten girls laurening all over the place.
Laurening by Dode March 14, 2009

Laurening 

1. To engage in nonsensical activities that end up with results contradictory to premeditated objectives; 2. To sub-consciously push your life's emotional problems onto others while simultaneously victimizing yourself, insisting that others are the lone source of your issues.
Coined after Lauren Graham and other "reality" T.V. series actresses, this action verb may be used in many ways, such as: After laurening around, not only had I lost the respect and/ or pity of my friends, I had again created a "fresh start" in life; Laurening around has caused injury to myself, both physical and emotional.
Laurening by masterkonn98 January 16, 2014

Laurening 

Also known as #Laurening

When a z-list reality television personality posts every paparazzi shot of themselves, or every tabloid/TMZ article written about them. May or may not have tipped off the paparazzi/tabloids. Named after "Love Island" USA Season 2 contestant Lauren Coogan who did not make any impact during her time in the villa, but proceeded to thirst for attention on social media after getting dumped from the villa.
Casual reality TV viewer: Did you see those pics of Stephanie from "Big Brother" on the beach yesterday?

Superfan: I did, and I had to unfollow because of all that #Laurening. And she was only in house for a week, and she's still thirsty! She probably called TMZ, too.

Laurening 

Also called #Laurening

When a Z-list reality television personality posts every paparazzi shot of themselves, or screenshots of every tabloid/TMZ article written about them. May or may not have tipped off the paparazzi/tabloids. Named after "Love Island" season 2 contestant Lauren Coogan, who did not make any impact during her time in the villa, but proceeded to thirst for attention on social media after getting dumped from the villa.
Casual reality TV viewer: Did you see those pics of Stephanie from "Big Brother" on the beach yesterday?

Superfan: I did, and I had to unfollow because of all that #Laurening. She was only in the house for a week, and she's still thirsty!
I love Laureline!
She's such a lovely and sweet person.
She knows how to make me smile.
Oh seriously you don't have a Laureline in your life? I mean your life don't sucks? Are you sure?
Lmao
Oh I just met a girl, she is amazing do yo know her?
Her name is Laureline
Laureline by james300000 March 27, 2021

laurencing

When a group of people/person of little skill promotes themselves as being better than they actually are while shamelessly plugging for product sponsorship.
"That team is just laurencing! They really are no competition to you or I"

"Good job Laurencing I was tempted to buy that until you promoted it"
laurencing by iTrollcrappyppl October 13, 2014
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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