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Laurențiu 

A gentle man who is kind and great with everyone, except to himself. He pushes himself to push himself over his limits.
Hi, Laurențiu!
Laurențiu by anonymous November 23, 2021

Laurențiu 

He is the most cute Guy. He can be a verifica quaiet Guy very.
Hi Laurențiu do you broke the Window?
No,I don't.....
Laurențiu by Unipeda November 23, 2021

Laurentiu 

Laurentiu is the sexiest man you will ever meet, he is amazing and has a very good penis. 10/10. Would recommend!
Did you see Laurentiu yesterday? He was SO hot!
Laurentiu by xyyeheudi June 1, 2020

laurentiu 

The best father in the world, despite knowing who Sanziana Buruiana is.
Laurentiu watches too many movies. Yes , but his a great father!
laurentiu by Balotii June 24, 2016

Laurent Shark 

A laurent shark Is a laurent that glows in the dark
A laurent shark Is a laurent that glows in the dark. This type of LAURANT is always the funny guy at parties. Wonder why he went in the pool at a party for over 2 hours with some fish called Elise? Wonder no more, we've found out that he's actually a Shark, and this brings us to the conclusion that he belongs in a pool. For those who just aren't quite familiar with his delivery, just leave this page because you just won't get it.

Glow in the dark, Laurent Shark!
Look at the shark ! its glowing in the dark!
Whats that thing glowing in the bottom of my pool? Oh, its Laurent Shark!
Did you hear about the new shark in town? His names Laurent, and he even glows!
Dude I talked to Laurent today and his delivery was over the limit!
Laurent Shark by Madame Renaud December 1, 2019
Damn that french person is a total laurent too hot for me
Laurent by Harry ndjd September 5, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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