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laurentiu 

The best father in the world, despite knowing who Sanziana Buruiana is.
Laurentiu watches too many movies. Yes , but his a great father!
laurentiu by Balotii June 24, 2016

Laurențiu 

A gentle man who is kind and great with everyone, except with himself. He pushes himself to push himself over his limits.
Hi, Laurențiu!
Laurențiu by anonymous November 23, 2021

Laurențiu 

A gentle man who is kind and great with everyone, except to himself. He pushes himself to push himself over his limits.
Hi, Laurențiu!
Laurențiu by anonymous November 23, 2021

Laurențiu 

He is the most cute Guy. He can be a verifica quaiet Guy very.
Hi Laurențiu do you broke the Window?
No,I don't.....
Laurențiu by Unipeda November 23, 2021

Laurent Shark 

A laurent shark Is a laurent that glows in the dark
A laurent shark Is a laurent that glows in the dark. This type of LAURANT is always the funny guy at parties. Wonder why he went in the pool at a party for over 2 hours with some fish called Elise? Wonder no more, we've found out that he's actually a Shark, and this brings us to the conclusion that he belongs in a pool. For those who just aren't quite familiar with his delivery, just leave this page because you just won't get it.

Glow in the dark, Laurent Shark!
Look at the shark ! its glowing in the dark!
Whats that thing glowing in the bottom of my pool? Oh, its Laurent Shark!
Did you hear about the new shark in town? His names Laurent, and he even glows!
Dude I talked to Laurent today and his delivery was over the limit!
Laurent Shark by Madame Renaud December 1, 2019
Damn that french person is a total laurent too hot for me
Laurent by Harry ndjd September 5, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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