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Laurentiu 

Laurentiu is the sexiest man you will ever meet, he is amazing and has a very good penis. 10/10. Would recommend!
Did you see Laurentiu yesterday? He was SO hot!
Laurentiu by xyyeheudi June 1, 2020
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laurentiu 

The best father in the world, despite knowing who Sanziana Buruiana is.
Laurentiu watches too many movies. Yes , but his a great father!
laurentiu by Balotii June 24, 2016

Laurențiu 

A gentle man who is kind and great with everyone, except with himself. He pushes himself to push himself over his limits.
Hi, Laurențiu!
Laurențiu by anonymous November 23, 2021

Laurențiu 

A gentle man who is kind and great with everyone, except to himself. He pushes himself to push himself over his limits.
Hi, Laurențiu!
Laurențiu by anonymous November 23, 2021

Laurențiu 

He is the most cute Guy. He can be a verifica quaiet Guy very.
Hi Laurențiu do you broke the Window?
No,I don't.....
Laurențiu by Unipeda November 23, 2021

Laurent Shark 

A laurent shark Is a laurent that glows in the dark
A laurent shark Is a laurent that glows in the dark. This type of LAURANT is always the funny guy at parties. Wonder why he went in the pool at a party for over 2 hours with some fish called Elise? Wonder no more, we've found out that he's actually a Shark, and this brings us to the conclusion that he belongs in a pool. For those who just aren't quite familiar with his delivery, just leave this page because you just won't get it.

Glow in the dark, Laurent Shark!
Look at the shark ! its glowing in the dark!
Whats that thing glowing in the bottom of my pool? Oh, its Laurent Shark!
Did you hear about the new shark in town? His names Laurent, and he even glows!
Dude I talked to Laurent today and his delivery was over the limit!
Laurent Shark by Madame Renaud December 1, 2019
Damn that french person is a total laurent too hot for me
Laurent by Harry ndjd September 5, 2018
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