laundmo 

A laundry lawnmower. Cuts off the buttons, and everything else if you're out of luck.

Dammit, Tim, you put my best shirt through the laundmo! Wtf am I supposed to wear today?

laundmo by уο mοm July 6, 2021

laundrodelica 

Any musak heard in a laundromat in the 1970's. Experience is perfected by the presence of avacado green dryers, burnt umber washing machines, wallpaper with orange asterisks, contact paper on the countertops festooned with olive drab polka-dotted mushrooms, and Family Circle magazines in the seating area.

Ann Murray
The Carpenters
Percy Faith
Esquivel
Les Baxter
Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass

laundrodelica by Rex Cavendish May 26, 2005

Laundromatic

When a person has a sudden urge to do a lot of laundry.

Whoa, I just felt so laundromatic. I have to go home and do some laundry ASAP

Laundromatic by paintthetownblueinstead3333 September 10, 2010

Laundroshaming 

The act of shaming someone who owns a washer and dryer but prefers to use a laundromat because they are afraid of the spiders in their basement.

Upon returning from the laundromat, Jenn immediately began laundroshaming Gary.

Laundroshaming by mrmayhem July 19, 2017

landmonster 

A person so large and/or fat that when you are close to them, you think of them less as an individual and more as a dangerous obstacle. Concerns include being crushed, knocked over, sat on, suffocated, etc.

On the way up, this huge landmonster got in and we were all squeezed up against the walls. I thought she was going to break the elevator.

landmonster by Rick Was Here June 13, 2009

laundromat sex 

When you go into a laundromat to wash your clothes and you witness a sexual encounter in one of the dryers.

I think that most laundromat sex is fueled by good old meth.

laundromat sex by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2019

landmonster 

a VERY unattractive woman.

That landmonster needs to go back home and hide in a closet.

landmonster by mr.gregg November 11, 2006