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with laundromat you can get your clothes clean;

it is important that you choose your laundromat carefully especially if you are going to wash sth valuable; in a good laundromat, for example, you can adjust the speed of washing (in case of delicate stuff you should rather use low speed: then it will not be damaged and still clean eventually)
Look there, I really like this laundromat! Let's go for it: it looks like the quality is high and it has many functions.
by xalena September 22, 2006
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A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
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Laudry, Laundered. Back in the 90s started the "clean" and "safe" comedy, some of which were played in Laundromats. In an Iconic Speech from "Joking the Chicken" Duckman lashes out at such a movement that led to the "Woke Comedy." Basically describes any humor as "bad comedy" when worked into the context of the a statement.
"He really took that joke to the laundromat." or "He laundered that act" or "He took that act to the laundry."
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A bar/club where girls (usually gold-diggers) go to pick up suits in an attempt to set themselves up for life as a trophy wife.
Dude there's no point going to Ryan's bar in your polo and shorts - it's a laundromat and you're never going to get laid wearing that!
by hitmehard3r January 15, 2012
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The act of banging a girl completly naked, and having a loyal friend or roomate sneak in with the intent to steal her clothes, so she is left with nothing to wear.
When Sally hooked up with that guy she got taken to the laundromat, and had to walk across campus in a towel.
by Gavin F October 02, 2006
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a rather peculiar carpet or mat that is not unlike a laundered flying persian carpet used to transport money launderers
The money launderers received the red carpet treatment from the laundromat.
by Hercolena Oliver April 28, 2008
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