laue 

A cool ass mo-fo. Derived from Decatur, Illinois in 2007.

That dude is a laue!!!

laue by Chris Harmison October 1, 2007

Laue Factor 

An unknown variable that is beyond one's ability to control. Unpredictable factor keeping someone from accomplishing his or her tasks or goals.

If it wasn't for the "Laue Factor", this film shoot would be going great.

Laue Factor by Brushy Bill Roberts December 5, 2010

Laue Majgaard

I mean he's alive :/

Person1: Is Laue Majgaard alive?
Person2: Yeah :/

Laue Majgaard by ItzPolarBearDK August 21, 2025

lauer button 

1. n. A secret / hidden button that locks doors, lowers shades, and delays the destruction of a career.

Dude, Emily has a lauer button in her office.

It's only a matter of time before she's done.

lauer button by picc285 September 16, 2019

Lauerophobia 

Fear of large, loud, and obnoxious people. This fear can often be caused by over exposure to such people and can sometimes lead to agoraphobia.

His extreme case of Lauerophobia, kept him away from the all you can eat buffet.

Lauerophobia by Aqua4477 February 9, 2010

Lauer 

An unorthodox method of discharging the contents of a condiment bottle. This approach starts with a period of furiously thrusting the bottle up and down and then quickly slamming it on a table. This results in some of the condiment spewing out of the bottle, and hopefully onto the target. This technique is considered obscene by most standards, and is sometimes hard to control.

The desperate man had to lauer the bottle to get some ketchup onto his hamburger.

Lauer by copwhp April 22, 2010

Lauer 

A really hot girl that can have sex. Guys usually call her "LAUER POWER" in bed. She can get shit done.

Damn that Lauer really got me going.

Lauer by Bogus reasons January 16, 2009