An unorthodox method of discharging the contents of a condiment bottle. This approach starts with a period of furiously thrusting the bottle up and down and then quickly slamming it on a table. This results in some of the condiment spewing out of the bottle, and hopefully onto the target. This technique is considered obscene by most standards, and is sometimes hard to control.
by copwhp April 22, 2010
A really hot girl that can have sex. Guys usually call her "LAUER POWER" in bed. She can get shit done.
by Bogus reasons January 17, 2009
As his home town team lost in the final moments of the play-off game, the lauer snarled out such obscenities as to cause the entire crowd to turn red with embarrassment.
by copwhp March 22, 2010
A very short and stubby screw driver.
I tried to use the lauer to screw the cover back onto the system console because it was up against the wall.
by pldbmbr March 30, 2010
When you push the button underneath your desk to lock the door on a young female and show her your genitals.
by Chadwinkle September 2, 2018
by ghost express February 15, 2017
1. n. A secret / hidden button that locks doors, lowers shades, and delays the destruction of a career.
by picc285 September 16, 2019
