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An unorthodox method of discharging the contents of a condiment bottle. This approach starts with a period of furiously thrusting the bottle up and down and then quickly slamming it on a table. This results in some of the condiment spewing out of the bottle, and hopefully onto the target. This technique is considered obscene by most standards, and is sometimes hard to control.
The desperate man had to lauer the bottle to get some ketchup onto his hamburger.
Lauer by copwhp April 22, 2010
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A really hot girl that can have sex. Guys usually call her "LAUER POWER" in bed. She can get shit done.
Damn that Lauer really got me going.
Lauer by Bogus reasons January 16, 2009
A scurrilous person, prone to wearing only plaid clothing.
As his home town team lost in the final moments of the play-off game, the lauer snarled out such obscenities as to cause the entire crowd to turn red with embarrassment.
Lauer by copwhp March 25, 2010
A very short and stubby screw driver.
I tried to use the lauer to screw the cover back onto the system console because it was up against the wall.
lauer by pldbmbr March 30, 2010
A overweight white male, with small genitalia, that always has on stinky and smelly Hoodies
Lauer by TruthBeTold789 August 6, 2022

lauer button 

1. n. A secret / hidden button that locks doors, lowers shades, and delays the destruction of a career.
Dude, Emily has a lauer button in her office.

It's only a matter of time before she's done.
lauer button by picc285 September 16, 2019

matt lauer 

The real 21st-century synonym for douchebag. Step aside Bobby Flay
Everybody talks behind your back for being such a Matt Lauer.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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