A lie told to a partner the morning after underwhelming sex. It can also be accompanied by: that was a lot of fun, you were great, we should do this again, I have to go to work and I’ll call you .

“Wow last night was great, but I have to go to work.”
“Will I see you again?”
“Yeah I’ll call you.”

Last Night Was Great by Alibaster Slim December 5, 2011

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Last-Night Breakfast

When someone eats enough food right before going to bed that they're still full in the morning.

"Hey, wanna grab breakfast?"
"No thanks man I had a huge sandwich before going to bed last night."
"Ahhh, a Last-Night Breakfast!"

Last-Night Breakfast by TSturm January 23, 2009

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last night on earth speech

a speech to convince one to have sex using an overly exaggerated or lame excuse. in other words it's the speech that leads to apocalypse sex.
derived from the series supernatural s.6 e.10

Dean Winchester: Hmm. So, dangerous mission tomorrow. Guess it's time to eat, drink and, you know, make merry.

Jo Harvelle: Are you giving me the Last Night on Earth Speech?

last night on earth speech by lunarwena June 20, 2011

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last night question

A question that is genre defining a life altering cue or question

Or a question made last night

“Kurtis what did you think of Fadra’s speach at Plato’s dinner party in symposium?”
“That’s a last night question”

last night question by Cool guy INC January 3, 2023

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last night's dinner

The act of licking another person's anus.

Tyler: Hey, is that chocolate on your mouth? I told you not to eat that Hershey bar.

Jim: No, man. I forgot to clean my mouth after eating last night's dinner.

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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