lartard 

Lacking common nerdy sense that makes no sense to ordinary people, but makes perfect sense to most people.

You're such a lartard!

lartard by Shel-Migo November 29, 2011

LAtard 

A portmanteau of the abbreviation LA, for Liberal Arts, and 'tard. Pronounced "lay-tard", LAtard is a pejorative term for a person studied in the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "cultured", "creative", "open-minded", and "erudite" than most people but lack the skills to work a basic calculator, let alone engineer a bridge.

Not to be confused with Libtard.

There's a flame war between the LAtards and STEMlords on Reddit again.

LAtard by TomTee May 25, 2021

Lactard 

A person who is lactose intolerant, but who continues to eat dairy as though they're not.

P1: whoa!! What is that putrid smell? Don't you smell that?
P2: yeah, sorry my stomach is doing weird things from that big glass of whole milk I had.
P1: what the heck, aren't you lactose intolerant?
P2: yeah, sorry.
P1: lactard.

Lactard by oddlyintriguing September 29, 2013

lardtard 

a person who is overweight and lacks intelligence

that person is a lardtard

lardtard by Kevin Dizzle January 11, 2007

lawtard 

Retarded lawyer. Derogative specifically for members of the legal profession.

The lawtards were asking about eDiscovery again - they don't seem to understand how Gmail works.

lawtard by verbiventor March 2, 2011

lactard 

A person who cannot consume dairy products without getting terribly ill. Symptoms: extreme bloating, pain, becoming farty, and sometimes even nauseous.

"Would you like a piece of cheese cake, Chan?"
"No way Mioshi, I'm a lactard!"

"How about we serve kugels and blintzes?"
"Um, I'm pretty sure Nikki's a vegan and Padma's pretty lactarded. It's probably not a good idea. How about latkes and knishes?"

lactard by ChanLynn January 22, 2008

laztarded

When someone is so lazy that they either seem to be retarded or for all intents and purposes are functioning at the level of a retard.

"Fuck, that dude is seriously laztarded." or "No, Bob really isn't that dumb, he's just been kinda laztarded lately.

laztarded by Meisen July 7, 2008