lardtard 

a person who is overweight and lacks intelligence

that person is a lardtard

lardtard by Kevin Dizzle January 11, 2007

lardtard 

A fat person who stalks you.

Look at the lardtard on the television.

lardtard by Ali and Shea poo March 28, 2003

lard tard 

A person who is both fat and stupid. A dumb lardass.

That woman is a fatty, and she is really dim and dumb. That makes her a lard tard.

lard tard by PMax January 11, 2009

larptard 

someone who LARPs (live action roleplaying)and enjoys it more than leading their everyday lives. some cases of "larptards" have been known to practice being furries.

nice dragon costume yetman, that guy is a fckn "larptard".

larptard by ben December 6, 2004

larktard

A "larktard" is somone who plays runescape and is a major noob and or retarded.

Pker 4 666: Wow your larktarded Dr Jet 2
Dr Jet 2: Shuttup noob

larktard by Dr Jet 2 November 24, 2006

lard tard 

Someone who is extremely slow at doing something, as if s/he has consumed a morbid amount of lard.

Boss: Why have you not moved this box of feathers?
Piggy Girl: Sorry boss, but there are simply too many and they are too heavy.
Boss: Wtf, they don't even weigh a thing. You are such a lard tard.

lard tard by leChef July 3, 2010

Lardtardic 

Adjective

A rarely or barely used mind. The mind of a couch potato who just watches TV and allows others to do the thinking for him/her.

Self imposed slow thinking intellectual state. Weather drug or media induced.

The most they can do with their lardtardic minds is blindly parrot the words of their favorite TV personality.

Lardtardic by thechurchfodave April 28, 2011