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lawtard by verbiventor March 2, 2011
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LAtard
A portmanteau of the abbreviation LA, for Liberal Arts, and 'tard. Pronounced "lay-tard", LAtard is a pejorative term for a person studied in the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "cultured", "creative", "open-minded", and "erudite" than most people but lack the skills to work a basic calculator, let alone engineer a bridge.
Not to be confused with Libtard.
Not to be confused with Libtard.
Related Words
lawtard • lactard • lactarded • lagtard • laptard • lastard • latard • Lactardation • Lactardness • laptarded
Lactard
P1: whoa!! What is that putrid smell? Don't you smell that?
P2: yeah, sorry my stomach is doing weird things from that big glass of whole milk I had.
P1: what the heck, aren't you lactose intolerant?
P2: yeah, sorry.
P1: lactard.
P2: yeah, sorry my stomach is doing weird things from that big glass of whole milk I had.
P1: what the heck, aren't you lactose intolerant?
P2: yeah, sorry.
P1: lactard.
Lactard by oddlyintriguing September 29, 2013
lewtard
1.) A regular (not morbidly) obese human being that creeps on women of much younger age.
2.) Someone who resembles John Wayne Gacy.
3.) A rude asshole that intrudes upon peoples property.
2.) Someone who resembles John Wayne Gacy.
3.) A rude asshole that intrudes upon peoples property.
Jon: Is that a child molester?
Phil: No its just Brian, hes a lewtard.
Jon: Shit, lets get my girl friend out of here before he fondles her while flicking his weiner.
Phil: No its just Brian, hes a lewtard.
Jon: Shit, lets get my girl friend out of here before he fondles her while flicking his weiner.
lewtard by Brotheraquino March 31, 2009
lactard
A person who cannot consume dairy products without getting terribly ill. Symptoms: extreme bloating, pain, becoming farty, and sometimes even nauseous.
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