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Disappointingly underpowered, corporately issued portable computer
He waited eons for his laptard to boot up in the morning.
laptard by Vertigogo October 21, 2007
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A portmanteau of the abbreviation LA, for Liberal Arts, and 'tard. Pronounced "lay-tard", LAtard is a pejorative term for a person studied in the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "cultured", "creative", "open-minded", and "erudite" than most people but lack the skills to work a basic calculator, let alone engineer a bridge.

Not to be confused with Libtard.
There's a flame war between the LAtards and STEMlords on Reddit again.
LAtard by TomTee May 25, 2021
A person who is lactose intolerant, but who continues to eat dairy as though they're not.
P1: whoa!! What is that putrid smell? Don't you smell that?
P2: yeah, sorry my stomach is doing weird things from that big glass of whole milk I had.
P1: what the heck, aren't you lactose intolerant?
P2: yeah, sorry.
P1: lactard.
Lactard by oddlyintriguing September 29, 2013
Retarded lawyer. Derogative specifically for members of the legal profession.
The lawtards were asking about eDiscovery again - they don't seem to understand how Gmail works.
lawtard by verbiventor March 2, 2011
A person who cannot consume dairy products without getting terribly ill. Symptoms: extreme bloating, pain, becoming farty, and sometimes even nauseous.
"Would you like a piece of cheese cake, Chan?"
"No way Mioshi, I'm a lactard!"

"How about we serve kugels and blintzes?"
"Um, I'm pretty sure Nikki's a vegan and Padma's pretty lactarded. It's probably not a good idea. How about latkes and knishes?"
lactard by ChanLynn January 22, 2008
An liptard is an idiot or other a moron or another name describing stupidity
"shut up you liptard"
Liptard by Mr English definition February 18, 2019