laptard

a person that cannot work a laptop

why did we give a laptop to that laptard?

by ladymerlin November 28, 2007

laptard

Disappointingly underpowered, corporately issued portable computer

He waited eons for his laptard to boot up in the morning.

by Vertigogo October 21, 2007

LAtard

A portmanteau of the abbreviation LA, for Liberal Arts, and 'tard. Pronounced "lay-tard", LAtard is a pejorative term for a person studied in the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "cultured", "creative", "open-minded", and "erudite" than most people but lack the skills to work a basic calculator, let alone engineer a bridge.

Not to be confused with Libtard.

There's a flame war between the LAtards and STEMlords on Reddit again.

by TomTee May 25, 2021

Lactard

A person who is lactose intolerant, but who continues to eat dairy as though they're not.

P1: whoa!! What is that putrid smell? Don't you smell that?
P2: yeah, sorry my stomach is doing weird things from that big glass of whole milk I had.
P1: what the heck, aren't you lactose intolerant?
P2: yeah, sorry.
P1: lactard.

by oddlyintriguing September 29, 2013

lawtard

Retarded lawyer. Derogative specifically for members of the legal profession.

The lawtards were asking about eDiscovery again - they don't seem to understand how Gmail works.

by verbiventor March 2, 2011

lactard

A person who cannot consume dairy products without getting terribly ill. Symptoms: extreme bloating, pain, becoming farty, and sometimes even nauseous.

"Would you like a piece of cheese cake, Chan?"
"No way Mioshi, I'm a lactard!"

"How about we serve kugels and blintzes?"
"Um, I'm pretty sure Nikki's a vegan and Padma's pretty lactarded. It's probably not a good idea. How about latkes and knishes?"

by ChanLynn January 22, 2008

Liptard

An liptard is an idiot or other a moron or another name describing stupidity

"shut up you liptard"

by Mr English definition February 18, 2019