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langeria 

the disease of being sexy
Your looking mad fine today, are you coming down with a case of langeria?
langeria by Ana Linjector January 24, 2011
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Langerado 

Langerado is a music festival held every year in South Florida. The first festival was in 2003, which started out as a one day event. Over the years, Langerado has progressed into a 4-day music festival, so there are more concerts, and more people. People camp out at the festival and have one GRAND ol' time.

Langerado is very similar to the music festival Bonaroo (which is held every summer in Tennessee), only Langerado is smaller. Langerado has definitely grown quite a bit and there are definitely a lot of people that attend, but is still not as large as Bonaroo.

"Jambands" and hippies are what are thought to attend these festivals the most. While there is a lot of patchouli in the air at Langerado along with jambands, there are many other kinds of bands there--you have some pop, you have reggae, ska, rock, alternative, electronic, etc.

The scene there is to get yourself out there--enjoy the music you like, and explore different kinds of activities, art, music, etc., that you haven't been exposed to yet. There is also a BIG drug scene (like at many similar music festivals), mostly psychedelic drugs and pot.

It happens over spring break every year--why the hell not??

Check out Langerado.com
1. Bob finally received his Langerado ticket in the mail last week. It was more beautiful than he had ever imagined.

2. Langerado is the average headie's version of Christmas.

3. March 6 2008--so close yet so far away!!
Langerado by Let's get GOOSED!! February 25, 2008

langerated 

Drunk.
Derived from langer. see that.
He was langerated. Also he was langers.
langerated by Gearóid Ó Laoi April 24, 2005

Lancerians 

To date there is only 2 lancerians known to man. Born from the planet Mitsu, these valiant warriors were split at birth when they were sent to earth to protect the human race and the greater good of mankind. However this noble title is not given free willingly. The gods of Mitsu selected only those who displayed courage and bravery, compassion and humility, and most importantly Super natural driving skills. You see a lancerians weapon of choice is the Lancer. A sleek sports car on the outside, but on the inside the ultimate weapon. The lancerians both posses two different Lancers, one to blend in with society and create a persona and another designed for elite tactical response in any situation. These caped crusaders are masters of disguise and could be hiding amonst you and your friends right now!

The Lancerians are earths only hope against the evil Doctors of Doom..........

May the speed be with you Lancerians!
It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's the Lancerians!!!
Lancerians by Lancerian2 December 29, 2010

Lanierian 

One who eschews social media on a philosophical, religious, and/or moral ethical basis.
One who refrains from keeping or maintaining social media profiles on a philosophical, religious, ethical, and/or moral basis.
When my employer asked me to follow them on Facebook I declined, citing my Lanierian beliefs.
"I'm a Lanierian," she stated, when asked for her Instagram profile.
Lanierian by Lanierian October 6, 2020

langerback 

A thicko, stupid retard.......
christ yer man is a right langerback
langerback by shackles December 25, 2003

The Langerhans Polka

The movement and actions of an individual with polyuria in a crowd, who must leave to urinate. This frequently involves dodging, darting, and abrupt movements towards the bathroom. "Langerhans" is from the Isle of Langerhans, an organ in the body afflicted by diabetics, who, by virtue of their affliction, urinate frequently, but the definition is not restricted to diabetics.
"After that seventh beer, John was doing the Langerhans Polka the rest of the night."
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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