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crazy ass drunk
i went to the lodge and of course got ridiculously langerd
langerd by limlover11 January 4, 2010
Words you can keep
Slang term that denotes 'Penis'. However it is very versatile and can even be used as a term of affection.
You're some langer!

Can mean: You're a dickhead

or

You're an affable rogue.
langer by gozzy1 April 3, 2009

langered 

Very drunk, highly intoxiced, grossly inebriated etc...
Are you intending to get langered this coming Bank Holiday Weekend?
langered by Big Daddy Ede June 6, 2006

langerholz 

German term for "Longer Wood"
Hey man, that sure is a langerholz you have there.
langerholz by Weird216 May 18, 2016
Irish-English spoken in Cork:

Wanker, jerk-off
The langers from Dublin took the trophee
langer by Extract August 19, 2006
Word of Cork origin. Has several meanings, depending on context.

1) Penis
2) Foolish person
3) To be intoxicated
1) I've got a huge langer, boy.
2) You're some langer, boy.
3) He was langers, boy.
Langer by Snake November 24, 2005
1. a penis
2. a dickhead

Originates from Cork, Ireland
1. "She bit me langer off"
2. "That fella's a langer"
langer by Oly May 13, 2005
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