langed
Billy: I was on Clemson -3 in the Orange Bowl but they ended up losing by 40! What the fuck happened?
John: Simple, you got Langed!
John: Simple, you got Langed!
langed by pleasedontfirelang January 7, 2012
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langed • clubber langed • Dals Långed • langer • lanced • Langdon • Lange • LANded • Lagged • Langelos
Langed
To swindle a person by not paying a debt or wager while pretending to misinterpret the rules of the bet: to welsh on a bet.
Langed by Pokerrrr 2 May 23, 2020
Dals Långed
A place for them real gangstas, only real niggas live here. We got them hoes, them cash, them swag. Fuck your fake town. Believe dat.
Dals Långed is the craziest town in Sweden, don't go there if you don't got a gang with weapons nigga.
This is a warzone.
Dals Långed is the craziest town in Sweden, don't go there if you don't got a gang with weapons nigga.
This is a warzone.
Example 1.
-Nigga you crazy, what the fuck.
-I'm from Dals Långed, I bust a cap in yo' ass nigga.
-Daaaamn.
Example 2.
-Ey homie, where them hoes at?
-They probably in Dals Långed.
-FUCK THEM LIL' CRACKERS.
-Nigga you crazy, what the fuck.
-I'm from Dals Långed, I bust a cap in yo' ass nigga.
-Daaaamn.
Example 2.
-Ey homie, where them hoes at?
-They probably in Dals Långed.
-FUCK THEM LIL' CRACKERS.
Dals Långed by A real nigga G February 8, 2013
clubber langed
Fav: Word mo fro? What happened to your face?
Dolan: Got into a fight at The Thirsty Whale.
Fav: Against whom?
Dolan: Colby.
Fav: WTF? I thought you guys were friends?
Dolan: He was acting like a real shit bird so I clubber langed his ass.
Fav: Ouch !
Dolan: Got into a fight at The Thirsty Whale.
Fav: Against whom?
Dolan: Colby.
Fav: WTF? I thought you guys were friends?
Dolan: He was acting like a real shit bird so I clubber langed his ass.
Fav: Ouch !
clubber langed by Fav February 13, 2008
Clubber langed
Clubber langed by Cluber Lang December 15, 2018
langelos
A washed up ex-marine prison guard in the new york state area, that beats inmates, who often challenges people over the internet to a fight, or so called "1v1"
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