Langer

Word of Cork origin. Has several meanings, depending on context.

1) Penis
2) Foolish person
3) To be intoxicated

1) I've got a huge langer, boy.
2) You're some langer, boy.
3) He was langers, boy.

by Snake November 24, 2005

Langer

1. Penis
2. Thundering idiot
3. drunk (pl)

He was so langers (or langerated) last night, he never put his langer back in after a wazz(pee), what a langer!

by RaZaHberry October 05, 2006

Langer

A penis that is always in a constant state of erection that drains all the man's energy from his body. It usually is so large that it knocks buildings over.

Doctor: I'm afraid it's bad.

Patient : what is it doc.
Doctor: I'm so sorry, but you have a langer

by LargeHunk February 03, 2019

Langer

Someone who owns a Japanese car.

The langer in the Glanza

by chaballs September 30, 2008

Langer

A person from Cork. Onomatopoeic with the cry of the Corkonian. Also their mating call.

Person A: Good evening, sir! From where doth thee hail?
Person B: De people's republic of Cork, ye langer!
Person A: Thank you. I shall avoid going there.

by antix April 10, 2016

Langer

An oversized person in the vertical direction. Often these people are found with large toes. When playing soccer if a player has a very hard and long kick they can be described as having a langer toe

Dave u stupid LANGER!
Out my way U LANGER?
This kid has a langing toe

by ROREMAN DEE PIPMAN DEE May 03, 2006

langer

Slang term that denotes 'Penis'. However it is very versatile and can even be used as a term of affection.

You're some langer!

Can mean: You're a dickhead

or

You're an affable rogue.

by gozzy1 April 03, 2009